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I don’t recommend trying to eat it to get drunk and haven’t used that specific soap, but they shampoo and conditioner are A+.

Jesus Christ Joyce.

You know it’s weird when you have lost… Rand Paul?

Just called Mothman to confirm. He does believe in you.

Since a jury this week correctly determined that distributing sandwiches is not a crime, federal agents are now advised that we will be delivering their orders "in a kinetically enhanced fashion" at all our locations.

Please continue to eat my ass.

Good morning humans. I think given the election you all pulled off now's a good time for your next steps:

It's time to come together and instead of all this talk of annexing Shirlington, the South Arlington Liberation Army seceding everything along Columbia Pike, etc.

Join as one. Invade Fairfax.

People were losing their heads over this place at one point.

These still exist and are just hiding as labubu.

Hey is that baseball game still going?

I wonder if Cher is wondering what she would do if she could turn back cock.

I have friends everywhere.

Oh if we're doing that, can we blow up the superyachts of 3 people famously associated with terrorists?

Larry Ellison - quietly part of Jan 6

Jeff Bezos - Three hops from Sept 11th

Elon Musk - Works with extreme right wing groups worldwide, former KGB agents, etc.

Reverse Castling

Hey humans, as you all lean into the holiday season, I have a great rumor to start with the relatives.

Ingesting the blood of a billionaire is a miracle drug that cures so many things and so far it only seems to reliably work on white people. Tell them you did your own research.

This year I’m going to Halloween parties and the White House East Wing.

I’m gonna show up for half an hour and make sure everyone sees me, trash your house to the tune of thousands of dollars, leave loudly and the next day get mad when anyone talks about it and insist someone is gonna pay for it.

A meme asks what Republican women have that Democratic women do not. The answer is a husband with a Grindr account.

Can’t sleep and took a tour of What’s Hot Classic and Discover.

Same mix of horny, weird, nerdy, furries, political stuff, except also baseball slid into there.

At some point it was starting to morph and it got weird even for me.

Great costume idea for suburban Calgary kids

He is a Disney prince #thehuntforbensolo

Meanwhile nobody has done shit about the Russians invading hockey or American politics.

Can someone jump in and steal vodka or something?

Death Star

A very offline cousin sent this to fam group chat. This story is breaking containment.

No Luigi balloon? Afraid it will crash into an insurance company building?

*monkeys paw curls*

It’s the blond aliens from the Disney Zombies series.

No probing. Just G-Rated musicals on repeat.

Third one because of a young “Larry Fishburne” as he was listed in the credits, circa his Cowboy Curtis years.

Accept no substitutes.

Next page will shock you!

Fuck Nazis. Here’s an image produced by the US government during WWII.

There is an unrelated story quoted below. I suppose any resemblance is coincidental.

Fun game — get a few people to swear time change happens tomorrow night. Have them all post to social media.

Set your clocks back and insist everyone else is wrong.

When time change happens, revert back and insist it’s still daylight savings. Pretend you don’t know what they’re talking about.

Facts.