MAGAMAGE, DM of Alleged Reality🔞parody for sad strange adults

Just killing me that I can't remember his dang old name.

Adding #bedbugpride to my contactless delivery instructions.

Now play some Huey Lewis with the Tower Of Power Horns and Golobus Monkeys!

a group of people in a gym with the words bow to your sensei written on the bottom Alt: a group of people in a gym with the words bow to your sensei written on the bottom Sorry, I'm going to have to learn your name. One of the greatest Batman voices persons to have ever done it... Jim Heinenshatter. Rick Hoffman Nagelbett. C'mon, dude, you got this. Phillip Seymour Hoffman. Nope. I'm going to have to... \ What the hell, this is dumb, you interact with him and pretend to think he's Steve Brule and what's that actor's name again? Oh shit, this area of the dungeon is full of that dank shit. Gonna take my goggie out for a dumperoo and consider maybe if I should find a new sensei. Whose name isn't Mary Jane. Jethro Bodines or somethin'. Kirk Dunning Kruggerand Leslie Nielsen. FUcking fuck you, blazer brain! Kurt Braunholer. Joe Manginaniello Fucking stupid ass brain.

Nextdoor: the Final Frontier

C'mon, y'all. Stuff is happening there. It's not as totally worser as it was last year.

Check it out with that Ruth Bader Meinhoff Complex guy from Office Space!

For someone who doesn't argue,
you never shut the fuck up
an awful lot.

If you try to talk to me, I will immediately tell you the full, complex lore of my family's Tupperware lids.

Monkey for nothing and the chimps for free

👁️👁️

William Bonnet Organ Peeling

England, Devon, Parish Registers, 1538-1971

@talibkweli.bsky.social @mc.frontalot.com @mike-eagle.bsky.social

My "other" wrote a tune that isn't appropriate for any of you to consider but I believe it's the kind of mega hit commercial hip hop that could potentially re-start that slappy guy's rap career. Wild West Will. That guy.

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OK don't take no for an answer but try not to be a bossy jerk when trying to get your preferred creative to give you some of their thought cycles.

Like, what right do I have to put bedbugs in all your minds anyways? Who am I to do that?

#bedbugpride still needs a logo/flag/social media engagement

Mostly excellent experiences with my delivery folks. I tip generously to keep the economy moving while I get blazed past the point of vehicular operation.

420257

who up shaving their untouchables?

#bedbugpride

"first the bedbugs came from somewhere
then the hpv came from somewhere
and nobody spoke up

and now I have bedbugs and hpv
and none will cum with me"

#resist

dude.

Tiles

God, that mass of delicious flesh is not happy and I gonna nneed someone to bring me some leaves from the gutter out there or a discarded schmatta, anything, oh god, this one is gonna hurt.

My great great grandpappy didn't truck with no quilted terlet paper or indoor plumbing or painless dentistry and so none of 's in the whole durn fam'ly does no wipin' nor associatin with y'all degenerate cleanasses!!!

#OutlawCountry
#Legacy
#ITurnedOutOK

#MAGA

It rules so hard that Americans used to have 8 kids because “the sorrow” would take at least 3 of them but now every condition was invented in 2010 because of woke or some shit, it rules so hard that people this dogshit dumb are making rules and telling doctors what to do

I would have taken pains to replace "Vampire" with the preferred generic term "dracula" and also would have composed the phrasing such that the lower cased-ness of "dracula" as signifier was a deliberate choice.

#faction
#MAGAdracs
#JoinUs

#plarp

a man singing into a microphone with the words " you do it to yourself just you you and no one else " next to him Alt: a man singing into a microphone with the words " you do it to yourself just you you and no one else " next to him Thom Yorke, talking about what goes on once people know you have the bedbugs.

Terrifying if true:

"Everyone In Kalamazoo Is Talking About These Walk-In Showers"

Also, the internet has informed me that I got the autism and the nonbinaries and I am an avid enjoyer of the very high quality marijuana that Kalamazoo has on offer, so please bear with me as I try to... Join Nextdoor, an app for neighborhoods where you can get local tips, buy and sell items, and more

Bringing realness to the neighborinos.

#GoodTrouble
#Blessed

#plarp

Just... angry, high stink burny farts.

@artofcoop.bsky.social you got any liniment or other merchandise to clear up these, my numerous afflictions and wants?

I'm begging you to validate my existence as a commercial entity by flogging your wares on my bsky feed.

linktr.ee/artofcoop

a group of football players are kneeling on the field and one of them has the number 7 on his jersey . ALT: a group of football players are kneeling on the field and one of them has the number 7 on his jersey .

"They hate us for our freedoms"

#neverForget

America: Fuck yeah!

#Trumptopia!!!

So tired of winning.

Y'all carnivores always shit like this? My turds are angry. Vengeful.

RIP 🐮🐖🐔

🙊🙉🙈
💩💩💩

💯

I mean...

No.

But I now have a bucket list.

But still: no.

Shut up, this screenplay is already in development hell.