In addition to my appreciation for all the ironic shit posting, my very literal queer brain that appreciates earnestness thanks you for your service, Dave. Wish you could come give a Ted talk to my family before Thanksgiving dinner or something. You’re a legend.

James: His critics said that he should wait his turn. His critics said that he did not have the experience. His critics said they did not have the right name. Well, now all of them know his god damn name.

The master’s tools may not dismantle the master’s house but we can sure as heck shatter a couple dishes (actually pick something else—like undo a toilet pipe and bring it with you or some shit—all ceramics, even slip cast, require mass amounts of time, resources, and hands on labor) on our way out.

crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their consultants

A goose wearing shades on a pink background with text that says "people pleasing is over, become unacceptable"

This is so real.

Also this killing machine called England, too, in my case. *faceplant*

The only way to truly make Brexit work...

...is to bury it six feet under and join the EU as full members again. That way Brexit can fulfil its true function as a blip in history that serves as an important cautionary tale.

The nuke is coming from inside the house.

A lot of Americans are willing to accept schadenfreude as payment for precarity.

Bill Clinton : i endorse cuomo he’s great and really gets me

People : what about the sexual harassment and abuse of his staff

Bill Clinton : like i said

This is not how I expected to find this out but I suppose this is the least depressing way to do so. :/

Photo of a bird called a Japanese Snow Fairy, which looks like a snowball with wings.

Japanese Snow Fairy.

Not gonna lie this seems very strange from a voting integrity perspective?

Oooh thank you for sharing. <3

I’m so sorry dude <3

This is the energy.