Tyler

sure

Victor Frankenstein:

[comes home to find AI lamp putting a small bowl of nails and screws into the AI microwave]

AI LAMP: You're right to be upset. Murdering the AI microwave (because of her despicable whore lies) is not what AI lamps are typically designed to do.

Can I get a hell yeah brother

They said it. We’re all thinking it.

This dude is so running for president

Looking great, sir

It takes a sick, unrepentant soul to treat your fellow man like this for their immigration status or their race. The fires of hell cannot burn hot enough for these people.

Metal considering partnering with rust

Well my name's John Keats and I'm here to say / that Beauty is Truth, in a major way

Andy Dick 😬😬😬

Rep. Delia Ramirez to DHS officials: "I have as much respect for you as I do for the last white men who put on masks to terrorize communities of color. I have no respect for the inheritors of the Klanhood and the slave patrol. Those activities were criminal and so are yours."

When you get visited by three Puerto Rican ghosts

I guess the Cubs are stuck with Matt Shaw

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but also LOL at the kickoff rule aside at the very end

“Ring uses AI to help find lost dogs” yup it probably stops there, sounds fine

What a fucking loser crybaby

No Kings includes Draft Kings

They’ll be hearing from his father

Cowards and enablers. Complicit.

Or Tigers

This has Dodgers bullshittery written all over it

Abolish ICE.

There’s no reforming it.

There’s no compromise.

There’s only one way to rein in ICE’s terror campaign. Abolish it.

Celebs love to wear pins at their opulent celebrations and call it resistance

Pix of minister being hit by pepper ball

Homeland Security doesn’t like it when we call ICE and Border Patrol “the Gestapo.”
So let’s set the Gestapo aside. Instead I’ll use this thread to compare Trump’s thugs to other secret police and terror squads from different times and places. It’s tyranny, no matter where it comes from. 1/10🧵🧵🧵🧵🧵

Democrats Condemn ICE For Murdering Without Proper Warrants

Democrats Condemn ICE For Murdering Without Proper Warrants https://theonion.com/democrats-condemn-ice-for-murdering-without-proper-warrants/

I will schedule my annual Trade Deadline Chipotle Run accordingly

Ms. Omar, visibly shaken after the assault, insisted to her staff and security that she would continue. She asked for a napkin and told them: "Just give me 10 minutes. I beg you. Please don't let them have the show." Ms. Omar then turned the crowd. "Here's the reality that people like this ugly man don't understand," she said. "We are Minnesota strong, and we will stay resilient in the face of whatever they might throw at us." Someone in the crowd later thanked Ms. Omar for staying and continuing after the assault, which had shaken not only her but the entire room. "I learned at a young age you don't give in to threats," Ms. Omar said.

Ilhan Omar is an American hero. www.nytimes.com/live/2026/01...

I can't believe after 10 years of this Dems still think they can please and thank you their way out of it