Problemily

You can't take a little Sunday nap anymore without being transported to 30 Days of Night

Let Joyce have some fucking peace in season 5 please

Crying to Britney Spears edits with Laura Palmer’s Theme as the audio 😭

I gotta go to NYC for Halloween one year

My dad is salty as fuck that he hasn’t been able to retire and my mom has. That’s what you get for voting for a grifter Eric! You are a sad weak man who stands for literally nothing and I’m so fucking embarrassed to be your daughter lmao

I can’t believe it’s taken me this long to watch Charmed. I wasn’t really allowed to watch WB as a kid 😅

I want Jinkx Monsoon to play Uncle Fester

My new thing is getting high and crying over videos of tortoises. I can’t handle their sweet little faces 😭😭😭

They posted my old job today. I sure hope whoever is hired knows that you are required to mourn podcasters in a specific way or you will get fired via voicemail!

Thank god Yellowjackets is ending after this next season lol

My husband doesn’t go on Facebook so now I’ve got my in-laws fucking monitoring what I post and telling him that they’re concerned about me whenever I post a dramatic crash out. Just fuck off. I don’t need a babysitter. I’m a grown ass woman and I can post whatever the fuck I want.

What a fantastic time for me to not be seeing a therapist

Company social media policies should be illegal. As long as I do my fucking job why does it matter? Especially since these fucks had to GOOGLE me to find out where I worked. I didn’t do anything wrong except talk shit about the podcast man

You can’t hurt me. I just sent a groveling text message to my former boss begging for my job back lmao

I sure am excited to go to a haunted house in 80 FUCKING DEGREE WEATHER ON THE 3RD OF OCTOBER

Current vocal stim: Daphne Moon saying “sure” in an American accent

I worked at a more conservative organization for 4 years and never got in trouble. I work at a liberal organization for a year and a half and get fired. Interesting

I have to take care of my grandmother tonight and we’re watching Frasier together. I love laughing with her 🥹

Text from my sister: “Is The Birdcage a good movie to watch high?”

Laura Palmer’s theme is the perfect length to go with my deep breathing exercise 🥰

Honestly, a really good article.

It's not just Fox News and MAGA that have made it hell for trans people in recent years.

It's some of the "liberal" news outlets and centrist publications that made this possible too.

Will I lose my dignity? Will someone care? Will I wake tomorrow from this nightmare?

How could I have let this happen? I just want my job back, I can’t believe I’ve done this. That job was everything to me 😔

futurama characters fry and bender are fighting in a room ALT: futurama characters fry and bender are fighting in a room

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Screaming 😂

I’d rather be a socialist than a fascist.

Haha remember dial up modems? And old school websites? And that one website we all kept coming to, even though we never typed in the address, the one that was a black screen with a picture of a man, and every time we visited the man in the picture was just a little closer? Haha. And remember AIM?

I want to fuck both Back to the Future parents

They fired me over the phone while I was seeing The Sound of Music at the movie theater with my friends as a mini birthday celebration by the way

New Futurama is so mid I don’t know what I was expecting. My life just keeps getting worse and worse honestly 🥲