@mollieheckerling.bsky.social
Wearer of many hats, master of no hats. @abridged2far.bsky.social https://m.youtube.com/@mollieheckerling1875
Hurt people hurt people
07.10.2025 14:49 — 👍 7 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 1Jimmy Fallon says his show has never been that political, and he intends to keep his head down and continue to focus on sucking instead.
www.usatoday.com/story/entert...
Claim: 10 cars rammed ICE
Truth: No cars rammed ICE
Claim: She boxed ICE in
Truth: ICE boxed her in
Claim: She shot a rifle at ICE
Truth: She did not have a rifle
Claim: ICE returned fire
Truth: Only ICE fired
Claim: She drove herself to the hospital
Truth: Paramedics found her
You voted for all of it.
All of it.
women should be weirder and more off putting
05.10.2025 02:17 — 👍 642 🔁 234 💬 19 📌 22Oof, that is pathetic
01.10.2025 01:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0And after 40 minutes of cringe-Thunderous applause from the generals!
Just kidding. Total silence. 👀 🦗 🦗
Is there anything sadder than seeing two lonely corporate affiliates kissing each other’s asses in the comments of a collaboration post?
01.10.2025 01:14 — 👍 3 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0Gaslighting people into buying an ebook on gaslighting
29.09.2025 01:33 — 👍 6 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0Oh wait…shit!!!
28.09.2025 01:55 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Ruin a movie by adding the words “the musical” to the end of the title.
Cats the musical
Hi!!! Please feel free to not!!
28.09.2025 01:44 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Statistically, nearly 48% of people are 3 times as likely
27.09.2025 18:23 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0Just triple checking - are we entirely positive this isn't hell?
26.09.2025 00:54 — 👍 147 🔁 40 💬 4 📌 0
Life is: -painful -hilarious
26.09.2025 00:35 — 👍 14 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0Teaching my kids tongue twisters:
“Walton Goggins goggle glasses.”
The housewife facial: letting the steam from the freshly run dishwasher hit your face.
24.09.2025 03:55 — 👍 13 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0This is why we’re friends 💖
19.09.2025 23:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0My Fair Lady 2025
“I yeet the skeet I do not wish to eat.”
“By George, I think she’s got rizz!”
“Whatever happened to civility?!”
*starts a civil war
Exactly.
18.09.2025 01:16 — 👍 66 🔁 20 💬 1 📌 0Opinions are like assholes; everybody has one, but mine is bloody.
17.09.2025 02:25 — 👍 4 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 1That too!
17.09.2025 02:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Also please appreciate my perfect use of the colon.
*takes a bow for dumbest double entendre ever
Opinions are like assholes: everybody has one, but mine is infallible.
17.09.2025 01:43 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 1
Black and white photo of a young, attractively disheveled Robert Redford in a white t-shirt
Notice how no one has to be threatened or forced into mourning Robert Redford.
16.09.2025 18:24 — 👍 10 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0My mom has this framed and hanging up in her house 💖
16.09.2025 00:25 — 👍 5 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0God grant me the SERENITY NOWWW!
15.09.2025 03:09 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I talk a lot of shit for someone who gets upset when the shower curtain touches me
15.09.2025 00:14 — 👍 277 🔁 69 💬 11 📌 2people always say "don't give them an excuse" and i always say "they'll just make one up"
13.09.2025 22:50 — 👍 1977 🔁 368 💬 33 📌 25
