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@eggstatic.bsky.social

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141 Followers  |  197 Following  |  31 Posts  |  Joined: 29.09.2023  |  1.9918

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kinda crazy that we just have to live even if your brain is fucked up and you have no inherent will to keep going bc if you decide to not live they put you in doctor jail

16.01.2025 06:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

freshman year (2018) i had an environmental science professor whose whole introductory thing was how life as we know it in the us will end around 2030 and ive had that in the back of my head for years. anyways gonna cry myself to sleep yet again bc every day things continue to get worse!

05.12.2024 03:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

we’re cooked (soon to be literally)

05.12.2024 03:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i’m not sharing my apple music replay i’m waiting till marriage. also spotify wrapped is for hussies

04.12.2024 23:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

why is it a rube goldberg machine process to find an account on here

04.12.2024 21:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

very specific but iykyk

04.12.2024 20:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

this site feels exactly like being the one black person at a pwi and being told there’s a lit party and showing up and it’s a frat basement playing 2010s taylor swift and everyone’s having a good time and trying to get you to have fun but you know you could be having just as much fun at home

04.12.2024 20:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

with nazis overrunning twitter and this place being lame as hell i might just quit social media all together which would be good for my mental health in the long run i guess

04.12.2024 20:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

never mind his account doesn’t show up when you search it so i have to search through my likes for it. great app great features i love it here πŸ˜€

04.12.2024 20:30 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

wait is jaboukie still on here i cant find his acct

04.12.2024 20:27 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

ppl who have to lay down after they shower so they don’t pass out we are gods strongest soldiers

04.12.2024 01:04 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
screenshot of a partial list of previously played songs on apple music. the songs are β€œring the alarm”, β€œdeja-vu”, β€œupgrade u”, and β€œfreakum dress” by beyoncΓ©.

screenshot of a partial list of previously played songs on apple music. the songs are β€œring the alarm”, β€œdeja-vu”, β€œupgrade u”, and β€œfreakum dress” by beyoncΓ©.

almost just passed out in the shower performing this legendary run of songs. i love my fans so i gave it my all i wont let low blood pressure stop me

04.12.2024 01:02 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
duolingo end of year stats for this user.

duolingo end of year stats for this user.

he abuses me but i keep going back for more. and for what? i have the fluency of a toddler 😭

03.12.2024 03:55 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
screenshot of an audiobook on the libby app. the book is gregor and the curse of the warmbloods by suzanne collins, stopped on β€œpart one - chapter one”

screenshot of an audiobook on the libby app. the book is gregor and the curse of the warmbloods by suzanne collins, stopped on β€œpart one - chapter one”

i don’t know how but i’m on the third book of suzanne collins pre-hunger games series that was written for like 12 year olds. it’s oddly comforting

01.12.2024 03:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

buy puzzles from the thrift store and do them while listening to podcasts/audiobooks

01.12.2024 03:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

what do you mean i can’t keep saying β€œthis is just like that one time on broad city” if i want people to like me

01.12.2024 03:27 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

okay but sometimes the tl isn’t ready for what i have to say in the moment and i gotta file it away for a rainy day

29.11.2024 21:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

now you know that’s not even close to being the same thing… don’t piss me awf

29.11.2024 04:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

there’s too much going on!! i’m 25, i’m ancient, i can’t figure this shit out!!!

29.11.2024 03:51 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

you can’t recreate the magic no matter how hard you try and no matter how much #youpeople say this reminds you of old t word i’m sorry i’m splitting my weekends between two households

29.11.2024 03:51 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

wait is there really no drafts #onhere

29.11.2024 03:48 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

Hurdle 1061

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score: 10,000

27.11.2024 23:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

going back on tinder bc i hate myself and i wanna check out the lesbians from out of town

27.11.2024 21:14 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
straight faced 3d emoji, at an askew angle, with floating hands at its side, half obscured by shadow. evokes a feeling of ominousness

straight faced 3d emoji, at an askew angle, with floating hands at its side, half obscured by shadow. evokes a feeling of ominousness

guys i think this is as good as it gets no katie gavin feat. mitski

23.11.2024 05:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

ruminating music.apple.com/us/album/as-...

22.11.2024 22:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

sorry for you phantasmagorical loss

20.11.2024 17:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
tiffany pollard standing alone looking kinda awkward tbh

tiffany pollard standing alone looking kinda awkward tbh

can i mute someone’s reposts #onhere bc i care about my moots but also i don’t care for some of their interests i’m so sorry

20.11.2024 01:03 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They are not your mommy they want to monetize and that means they will do whatever. When venture comes to collect your user experience will become clockwork orange

16.11.2024 01:30 β€” πŸ‘ 181    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
Superlove by Tinashe on AppleΒ Music Song Β· 2016 Β· Duration 3:03

tinashe was so right becausethey will never love you like i love you like! music.apple.com/us/album/sup...

15.11.2024 21:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

fr like i had a system for aggregating my news sources and now i gotta figure it all out again until everyone is in one place

15.11.2024 21:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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