SharPhoe, Starting Over Again

Look normally I'd call it cope but the dude does not have a filter. Him actively talking about being worried if he's gonna go to heaven combined with the hand photo tells me whatever he's got the prognosis isn't good. I'm praying it wins asap.

This is now a thread of pop culture grammatical corrections that stuck with me for some reason, I'll update it periodically as I remember more examples

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A screenshot of an article from the New York Times: "Utah Becomes First Stage to Ban Fluoride in Public Water" with a stock photo of water coming out of a drinking fountain

Fluoride comes from sediment deposits in the earth's crust. Well water is found in deposits in the earth's crust. There are many cities in Utah with "fluoridated water" (between 0.3 and 0.7ppm) where no fluoride was added artificially.

Are we just done with science now? Is science over?

A screenshot of a YouTube video by the channel 'Northflowo.' The title is 'explaining the hotwheels sisyphus spider' and the image in the video is of spider genitalia (yeah, I know) right next to a Hot Wheels toy race car track.

fell asleep while watching youtube, and I dreamed that there was a species of spider called Hotwheels Sisyphus.

I woke up and immediately went to write that name down, only to unlock my phone to this video. turns out that part wasn't a dream, and there's actually a spider called Hotwheels Sisyphus

I left a YouTube comment on DougDoug's newest video that says: Hey Doug, last year at OpenSauce we happened to go to the bathroom at the same time. I didn't say a single word to you, but for a brief moment, we stood just a few urinals apart. As I was walking out of the bathroom, you very quietly farted, and it seemed like you were trying to suppress it. But I heard it, Doug. I heard it. I just wanted you to know that. He responded: I've been doing this for decades. it feels good that someone finally noticed

I have multiple videos with over a million views, but somehow getting 10K likes on a comment feels like a bigger achievement

Ichi the witch's new chapter dropped. A manga just haveing a character go "Would" is too frigging funny to me

checking in on pitt’s camp

"i can't believe you don't like that politician just because you disagree over ~one single thing~" & then the one single thing is whether minorities should have human rights

Boy Alex Haus of Decline resembling Dan Harmon, Slavoj Zizek and or Matt Christman. Heavy set, tired looking. Colorful shirt. Ill fitting jeans.

Girl Alex Haus of Decline. Marlene Dietrich type. Shorts are high and tight exposing thighs with healthy thick admixture of fat and muscle.

Estrogen rules, dude.

All of these ppl have a clear path to being liked and loved... but it's "be a good person" so they won't take it

At this point if you still think Elon is epic you should be mercy killed

drugs have taken too many beloved celebrities from us over the years but drugs also have a rare chance right now to radically rehabilitate their image

When I hear of MAGfest, I'm wistfully nostalgic. Not really for the convention itself, but mostly of the people I'd meet there and the atmosphere.

A more innocent time.

"We noticed you from across the bar and we like your i-frames. Wanna roll with us tonight?"

I'm at UchiCon at University of Chicago today!
Here from 10 to 5:30

While Xitter destroying itself is good, remember Right Winger idiots and trolls will come here because they need attention and even them can't stand other right Winger assholes.

You don't have to engage with them, so don't hesitate to block them. Don't let them convince you need to tolerate them.

A new 'Matryoshka' campaign: Pro-Russian disinformation makes its Bluesky debut Disinformation similar to the pro-Russian "Matryoshka" campaign is emerging on Bluesky, using deepfakes and fake profiles to spread pro-Russian messages, prompting calls for more proactive action from...

It was inevitable, but it’s still good to be aware that this is happening here, now.

If you see suspicious account/comment, remember: Don’t engage. Don’t argue. Don’t clap back. Don’t screenshot and share. Just block and move on.

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confidently playing a banana on a poker table while the dealer looks concerned

i started playing balatro while i’m staying in vegas

how is everyone on earth so stupid now. this is a hydraulic press. have none of you ever seen an assembly line or literally any other machine in your entire life

i’d like the option of a super-like button for the purpose of communicating “i thought this was really funny and i wanted to repost it, but i didn’t want to subject you to the kinds of replies i get”

Me whenever I notice internet personalities I don't actually watch but have even half-decent taste in shoes

getting better at my rendering 😌

I’m not a total BlueSky convert but I have to say one thing I like about it is that I get *way* more nice comments here from real people who went to see me live than I ever did on X. People actually engage with you on this platform IRL in a way they hadn’t on Twitter in years.

DEI was about handing minorities the controller that isn't plugged in and telling them they're helping

this has always been the thing i found funny about conservatives getting mad at DEI. like, before they started getting mad about it i kind of assumed it was common knowledge that these programs are largely bullshit and don't do anything

The real lesson of Zuckerberg and Musk is that some people are just born with loser stink on them that no amount of wealth or power will ever scrub off

Just incredible things from the VLC folks

after days of grifters and con men at CES we stumbled upon the booth for VLC. they were all dressed as wizards and told us, "we have nothing to sell, we just decided to show up". i told them I'd been using their software to pirate media for 15 years and they said "keep doing that"

Look there's a LOT wrong with sci-fi and fantasy books from the 80s and early 90s but those authors would find the thirstiest, most shameless sicko imaginable and pay him $5000 to draw the horniest, most extravagant cover art you've ever seen in your life and we need to go back to those days