This right here is how Trump is able to get away with what he’s doing. He’s riding roughshod over your constitution and your rights, whilst you’re arguing over the definition of shit.

A lesson in what can happen if you don’t take your chances. Throw in a referee who looked like he was making it up as he went along and our defeat was inevitable. Still, not too downhearted, we were going to lose at some point. Just wish it wasn’t against that lot.

Palace fans believing everything negative a clickbait journalist has to say about club? I’m shocked, shocked I tell you.

Anthony Gordon proving once and for all that he’s a horrible rat-faced little cunt.

Buried under the rubble that is Gaza. Now fuck off you genocide apologist.

Summer of sorrow? Wtf? Who comes up with this shit?

Only three things are certain in life: death, taxes, and the annual transfer window meltdown amongst Palace fans.

It’s been a long time since I read something so ridiculous that wasn’t from a right wing source.

Why have they got Peter O’Toole on their banknotes?

I’ve been told you can’t just label Brexit voters as thick cunts as it ignores their genuine concerns. I’d love to know what genuine concerns this bunch of fucking cabbages have. Nary a brain cell between them.

Sums the situation up perfectly, but doesn’t point the finger of blame at Parish, so those with an agenda will simply ignore it.

There are some Palace fans that are so ridiculously anti-Parish that they’d probably blame him if they stubbed their toe. Some of the shit I’m seeing is beyond belief.

So, the Trump-controlled Justice Department and FBI reach a conclusion that protects their masters interests? Well, there’s a shock.

I see the annual “why no signings” bollocks has started, even though we have actually signed a player.

There’s a question that’s bugged me for years, and no one has ever been able to give a satisfactory answer: what is the point of golf?

Woody Johnson is a despicable cunt, a full on racist piece of shit, a member of the MAGA cult, and one of the worst owners in the history of the NFL. His arrival at our club is nothing to be happy about.

That right there is why Dan Burn should be nowhere near the England squad.

A late Andorra equaliser would be fucking hilarious.

Tuchel’s remit is to win the World Cup? The way he’s got England playing he won’t get the team past the qualifiers.

If we are kicked out of the Europa League then Glasner will be off pretty sharpish, with Guehi, Eze, Wharton, Mateta, and probably a few others all following him out of the door. Fully expect to be relegated next season if this comes to pass.

The only good thing I’ve got to say about David Blunkett is that, at 77 years of age, he’ll soon be dead.

Start calling the bloated rapist out instead of kissing his fucking arse.

Is it just me or does everything still feel slightly surreal?

Nervous. As. Fuck.

Whoever writes these for Fesshole really needs to at least try to make them believable.

Just finished watching the last three episodes of Andor, and all I can say is that Tony Gilroy has created an absolute masterpiece.

Little more than a training session. The perfect way to get ready for next weekend.

Party riddled with transphobes

Greens ✅
Labour ✅