fiadh (she/they)

the chocolate bar magic trick should be enshrined in our constitution

I think in a just world there would be biotech that allows it to grow into two tenners

instructions for gamers

it would actually be really funny if people got super into whichever films premiered on their birth date (or, failing that, week), and that became a form of astrology

that's freedom of the press, to me 🥰🥰🥰

you not sending it to bubbles is basically censorship :<

changing the date on my calendar and it's January 1984 (in dog years)

The universe does things on a subatomic level that would get you arrested for bank fraud if you tried the financial equivalent.

that gap on my resume is actually an image of a vase

freaking epic that's what

god that's awful I'm so so sorry 😟💝 was in a similar situation a few months ago and it was hard to even find places to meet up with friends that didn’t inherently cost money

cunty is the head that wears the crown

call that action cam a GoPro the way you're Going to become a Professional postal worker

your posts are already noble. to me 🥺 (tell them I said that)

with Marjorie Taylor Greene being kind of a whack job and magic the gathering rolling every IP it can into the game, it’s taking longer and longer to decipher which one posts about “MTG” are actually referencing lately

my main takeaway from fairy tales is that people were constantly making deals and bargains

officially there's "only 48 more states" but this has over 180 quote reposts 🤔 what is the USA not telling us

Cen Chunxuan (1861 - 27 April 1933), courtesy name Yunjie, was a Zhuang Chinese politician who lived in the late Qing dynasty and Republic of China. Image of Cen Chunxuan, who looks like Alex Jones

china independently discovered alex jones more than a century before the united states

Nice porno. Interesting shots, compelling dialogue. Unfortunately, it fails to capture the dismal, doomed atmosphere of Dark Souls 1.

vince gilligan putting the homestuck countdown timers in pluribus really helps. thanks dude

Woke up to too many new tubes and tunnels in my enclosure now I’m hiding in my bedding for the day

If I had Peter Thiel “I’m going to conquer dying” biotech money, my thing would be that we need to engineer a human who is fully integrated into an e-bike. Like a Mulefa with their little wheels

Frankenstein is a metaphor for the dangers of reanimating corpses with electricity

just started having recency bias and i love it. easily the best bias

beannacht but it's written as ban plus numeral 8

a colophon asking for blessings to be spoken for the scribe but the word beannacht is written as bann with a numeral 8

Connacht but it's written as Con + n-stroke + numeral 8

17th-19th century Irish scribal abbreviations that look like text-speak: numeral 8 edition

"beannacht" (x2), "Connacht"

Square Enix has been a decades-long project to make people say captchas in real life 😔

very rewarding to find a weird fascinating YouTube channel and then see their bluesky linked in the info and coming here to see 🏳️‍⚧️ in their profile

I hadn't actually finished typing that but my cat pressed the reply button with her nose so I am declaring it a completed thought 😇

ranged attacks for Tifa in FF7R3 pls 🥺 (wow that acronym is still gonna be a mouthful)