Use of Weapons

For every retweet I will make Zuckerberg’s creep glasses 5% thicker

I was hyper aware of it for the first couple of weeks I wore it. Really bothered me. My wife wears loads of jewellery all the time and just never takes it off?

Was annoying at first, got used to it so much that it feels weird when I am not wearing it.

I am quite hungover.

A pencil necked idiot with his thumbs up.

I'm going to a birthday party

Curious that the day all this stuff about Epstein is released, Labour would choose someone of Greek descent.

The Greeks invented child fucking.

Cats are a spectrum. A land of contrasts, if you will.

Sink it.

I'm Sam Altman and I would invest 50 trillion dollars

It is legal to kill CEOs.

I can 100% foresee various labour shenanigans to ensure a Reform victory if the polls show it's a Green/Reform tie.

A graph depicting Microsoft's share price, showing a 30% decrease in the last 5 days.

Soon we shall be freed from the tyranny of MS Teams.

Can't wait for all that retirement I'm getting 😶

My mate gave me a pack of pepper cigarettes from China at my wedding. We smoked good that day.

TAXIDERMIED GOAT BAGPIPES £450

It's a bad Friday morning to be my work colleagues.

Looks shit mate. Hope you get a really irritating cough.

You can claim to be a federal agent and do anything. I've been impersonating U.S. Energy department agents for years. My flat is filled with fissile material and turbines. They're free!

I was a big fan of the Communist Party of China, but this is where I draw the line. Mao was a one club man (PNE) till he died.

Xi you need to recruit the best shitposters into Maoist cadres to overthrow the coward Kier Starmer. He's lost the mandate of heaven!

I know it's Ancient History so a bit wilder of a comparison, but when Athens fully converts the Delian League to an Empire there's one island that just remains completely loyal right to the end, even when Athens has fallen to the Spartans, I think it's Samos? Reminds me of that.

The great Khan will look unfavourably upon this day. I would take your livestock away from pasture.

Wes de Rueting

Looking great!

Forgot Alt text: whinny the poo looking at a bit of paper with the caption 'what the fuck am I looking at'

Why don't you geoGUESS THESE FISTS 👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊

I hope to see things you people would believe, USS Abraham Lincoln on fire off the shoulder of the Persian Gulf. CIWS glittering in the dark...

Probably fine. Wouldn't worry about it.

When I see struggle sessions in spoons.

You know I often confuse Slovakia and Slovenia.