Whimsical Wizard

Homie did a smidge of trolling

@bapanada.bsky.social what did you do

I'm no mathematician but fireball + discrete hip flask + work = a good time

What the fuk

Shout-out to women #urethra

Helldivers 2. Severe addiction. I must die in warfare. Ancestors smile.

how about instead of fentanyl it's fellanyl and instead of making you overdose and die it gives you a friend to chill with?

I didn't log in for a couple weeks and suddenly people are talking about elders what the fuck kind of wizard uprising happened while I was away

Unironically comparing a maccas from 2001 with one from 2020 is the easiest way to illustrate the depression of late stage capitalism to the average seppo.

the west officially fell when they made mcdonald’s millennial grey and minimalist

We're gonna beat you to death

has bluesky heard about the chicago rat hole

Atlas Shrugged more like Atlas Thugged amirite

Atlas Gooned

Alcohol poisoning is terrible fortune. Hang over? Hang myself.

I have been portrayed as the soyjak, my depression is cured

Real

within my first 5 minutes back in college my history prof called himself retarded then proceeded to explain in great depth his north German, Prussian ancestry. This rocks.

Writing "went to town got chips and gravy" in my $20 leather notebook got me feeling like Arthur Morgan fr

Not if I kill myself first

Ask them how much blood they drink, they love that

I am going to cancel you on twitter dot com

I have no cock and I must goon

I think you mean chimthey, bigot

Just dropped an entire cig in my drink I'm gonna KILL MYSELF

I'm sorry Joseph, that Mormon pussy got me acting unwise

don't knock it until you try it

Merry Christmas to all, even the losers and haters!

Images that go hard