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@minimillian.bsky.social

Staff Scientist @ STScI All posts are my own. (Seriously, who else would want to take credit for this nonsense?) ORCID: https://orcid.org/0000-0002-2508-9211

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We got one a few years ago. Possibly my favorite appliance ever.

08.02.2026 02:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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NASA Exoplanet Archive Learn how to use the free web services on the NASA Exoplanet Archive site to access datasets and conduct astronomical research. More information: https://exoplanetarchive.ipac.caltech.edu

3 new videos are posted on YouTube for our Tour of the NASA #Exoplanet Archive series! πŸ”­πŸ§ͺ

Watch & subscribe: www.youtube.com/@NASAExoplanetArchive

07.02.2026 01:29 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He would literally visit Harvard and sit in his reserved PEDOffice and I’m supposed to believe no one raised an eyebrow?

06.02.2026 22:42 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Does GenZ have a movie yet? It seems like there’s long been a consensus that the previous generations were defined by the movies / soundtracks of:

Boomers: The Graduate (1967)
GenX: Say Anything (1989)
Millenials: Garden State (2004)

Maybe it’s just too soon?

06.02.2026 19:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Donate to Help Oliver Aguillon Fight ICE Detention, organized by Norma Herrera My husband, Oliver Hilario Aguillon, has recently been detained by ICE, and our… Norma Herrera needs your support for Help Oliver Aguillon Fight ICE Detention

HELP FOR SOMEONE KIDNAPPED BY ICE!

Oliver Aguillon is the nephew of one of my mom's friends, and his family is raising funds to help fight for his freedom.

Please consider making a donation! If you can't, hit repost and/or share with comrades by email/text. Thank you!

05.02.2026 20:16 β€” πŸ‘ 392    πŸ” 461    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 3

Man I thought β€œmasked agent of the state calling the woman he murdered a bitch” was the most β€œheavy-handed feminist novel” reality was gonna get but now we got β€œrapist president demands woman smile when she asks him about abuse victims”?

04.02.2026 01:09 β€” πŸ‘ 153    πŸ” 39    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I can't believe we're gonna get to buy our Halloween costumes at the damn Kennedy Center.

03.02.2026 00:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2541    πŸ” 388    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 17
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Whipping Star - Wikipedia

Sentient sun, huh?

02.02.2026 22:47 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He’s going to bulldoze the entire building, isn’t he?

01.02.2026 23:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Protest sign from MN that says, β€œDEARLY BELOVED.
WE ARE GATHERED HERE TODAY
TODISMANTLE THIS THING CALLED ICE.” with a picture of Prince in the left hand lower corner.

Protest sign from MN that says, β€œDEARLY BELOVED. WE ARE GATHERED HERE TODAY TODISMANTLE THIS THING CALLED ICE.” with a picture of Prince in the left hand lower corner.

10/10 ICE protest sign

31.01.2026 22:20 β€” πŸ‘ 9568    πŸ” 2631    πŸ’¬ 57    πŸ“Œ 116

Imo the arXiv should impose an automatic ban the first time someone submits a preprint with a hallucinated reference in it. Zero tolerance policy.

31.01.2026 18:54 β€” πŸ‘ 92    πŸ” 18    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0
Note the problem here. Trump does apparently want to minimize clashes between government security services and protesters. But he doesn’t appear to want those heavily armed government militias to stop doing the things that are causing those clashes in the first place.

What’s really going on here is this: Trump is looking to defuse anger among congressional Democrats for purposes that don’t portend a meaningful shift. An administration official gave away the game to Punchbowl News, admitting that these β€œde-escalatory measures” are about placating Senate Democrats so they don’t seize this moment to demand restrictions on ICE as part of any government funding package.

The problem for the White House, Punchbowl reports, is that if Democrats successfully renegotiate new measures, the House might have to pass a new packageβ€”the House already passed funding that included money for DHSβ€”and Republicans doubt that’s possible. So the show of de-escalation is about making it easier for Senate Democrats to support appropriations bills that don’t require another vote in the House.

Note the problem here. Trump does apparently want to minimize clashes between government security services and protesters. But he doesn’t appear to want those heavily armed government militias to stop doing the things that are causing those clashes in the first place. What’s really going on here is this: Trump is looking to defuse anger among congressional Democrats for purposes that don’t portend a meaningful shift. An administration official gave away the game to Punchbowl News, admitting that these β€œde-escalatory measures” are about placating Senate Democrats so they don’t seize this moment to demand restrictions on ICE as part of any government funding package. The problem for the White House, Punchbowl reports, is that if Democrats successfully renegotiate new measures, the House might have to pass a new packageβ€”the House already passed funding that included money for DHSβ€”and Republicans doubt that’s possible. So the show of de-escalation is about making it easier for Senate Democrats to support appropriations bills that don’t require another vote in the House.

There really seems to be a lot of kayfabe happening right now. Trump is pretending to de-escalate to placate Dems so they don't demand reform, and Dems are making up fake reforms so they can pretend like they made changes while they vote to fund DHS.

29.01.2026 13:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1632    πŸ” 560    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 37
An Ewok playing an ICE and Border Patrol drumset.

An Ewok playing an ICE and Border Patrol drumset.

This machine yub nubs fascists.

29.01.2026 04:13 β€” πŸ‘ 2096    πŸ” 663    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 11

This is what it feels like to

27.01.2026 00:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I wrote the speech I *wish* Chuck Schumer would give tonight - as an actual opposition leader. Here it is:

"My fellow Americans: At this hour, an unrestrained force of militarized and violent federal officers is carrying out a project of ethnic cleansing in the streets of American cities."

1/14

25.01.2026 02:06 β€” πŸ‘ 722    πŸ” 297    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 76

Our local Weis had more empty shelves than during peak Covid.

23.01.2026 03:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Reviewer 2 must be stopped.

23.01.2026 00:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is there any other kind?

21.01.2026 00:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

someone should write about this

www.liberalcurrents.com/the-present-...

19.01.2026 14:36 β€” πŸ‘ 106    πŸ” 18    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 4
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Ain't About 2 Stop (feat. Rita Ora) by Prince on AppleΒ Music Song Β· 2015 Β· Duration 3:38

I come from North Minny
And I never run from any
And I ain’t about to stop right now

19.01.2026 02:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Mechanical Turk - Wikipedia

Androids, AI, and self-driving cars. It really is just mechanical turks all the way down.

19.01.2026 01:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Anything A.I. that almost works
is just a mechanical turk.

19.01.2026 00:51 β€” πŸ‘ 122    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Every time the Trump regime uses the words "funded protesters" and "outside agitators" news outlets need to cut to this photo from last week.

ICE has invaded these communities. Outside agitators don't show up in their fucking bathrobes.

18.01.2026 16:20 β€” πŸ‘ 9941    πŸ” 3091    πŸ’¬ 350    πŸ“Œ 170

One of the points I tried to make clear in having this conversation was: I’m not a radical. I am a *boring middle-aged dad*, who’s raised tens of millions of dollars in venture capital, and worked in tech for decades. I have not lost my mind, or become an extremist. THEY DID.

14.01.2026 23:19 β€” πŸ‘ 279    πŸ” 51    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 3
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a woman is standing in front of a computer screen and says time to leave . ALT: a woman is standing in front of a computer screen and says time to leave .
14.01.2026 01:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

(For folks asking, I'm happy to grant the Iron & Wine Front flag to the public domain, feel free to use for whatever you want; if you want to make merch or t-shirts or stickers, have at it. If you charge money for stuff, donate the proceeds to help ICE targets or you're a scumbag.)

12.01.2026 04:07 β€” πŸ‘ 491    πŸ” 107    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 4

Posting screenshots of losers from twitter is corny.

09.01.2026 17:52 β€” πŸ‘ 247    πŸ” 21    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 2

What if none of these things is a distraction from the other things and instead they're all just horrible things

03.01.2026 20:03 β€” πŸ‘ 15716    πŸ” 3480    πŸ’¬ 214    πŸ“Œ 137

Maybe the greatest hoodie of all time

24.12.2025 14:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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