the big lemattski

So their go to solution was…Kid Rock

About as well as cybertrkkk sales

Fucking demons

I’ve got a dollar that says it never happens. Like everything else he says he’s gonna do.

Christian “therapist” is an oxymoron. All Christianity has to offer people at this point is more trauma.

I’m old enough to remember the Friends episode where Joey tried to dress and act like a teenager

Same energy

If Bluesky fails, y’all can find me sending my skeets to my wife until she cuts my brake lines

Pretty safe to assume that whatever story the government gave will be the opposite of reality in about any situation.

As a former pastor…man have I got some bad news for you, you sentient ass boil

Really hard to take them seriously when he literally said everything he was going to do. So, yeah, you did vote for this.

Just heard Stephen Miller’s little gangbangers speech

I’ve never heard someone so fucking desperate to sound tough and failing so miserably and yet so obviously proud of himself

The goal is to push until protestors get violent and then they declare martial law

Problem is we all know that’s what they’re doing and aren’t taking the bate

“It’s a war zone.”
“It’s a war zone.”
“It’s a war zone.”

Bitch you’re the only one with weapons and armored cars and helicopters and shit

Some hog bout to get…porked

I regret nothing

You mock us but do you even try to understand us

giggity giggity, giggity goo

If a democrat had done 1/10 of 1% of the shit trump is doing we would’ve all drowned in the collective river of rage shit. I mean they might even incite an insurr—*fbi crashes thru door

So…a private business made a business decision inside of their private business?

Also this definitely didn’t happen

Probably kicked a dog in anger

I hope she shit herself

Hahahaha oh my god 😂😂😂😂

Hahaha Bluesky is kinda fun

Cheers

You liked my gif and I’m looking at her again and smiling like an idiot knowing Miss M and I would be besties

Congrats to @twosense.bsky.social for being my 100th follower. It’s an incredible honor for you I’m sure. Your prize package is in the…uhh…*checks pockets*…shit…the fuck I do with that thing?…goddamn it…I’ll get back to you.

Matt Damon or FO

It is, dead calmness is power.

I would give to this GoFundMe

Oh Wayne we’re gonna ride this high together

#jazz #jazzmusic #jazzsky #allaboutjazz

I’m pretty high and the angle is real trippy with the clouds like they are. I’m saying I love it.

I lost 10 pounds in the two months after the election from anxiety. Good times.