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@alleycatbruno.bsky.social

I've tried to be so many things. πŸ‡§πŸ‡· ➑️ πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ KCMO

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ParabΓ©ns!

06.08.2025 16:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Rushed with the kid to her therapy session like I do every Tuesday. Except this time the therapist had cancelled on us last week and I forgot about it. 40min of driving in the middle of the day for absolutely nothing. πŸ™„

05.08.2025 18:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Rice and beans. Always rice and beans.

04.08.2025 20:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The good things in life

04.08.2025 16:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is art

04.08.2025 14:46 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Eu penso o seguinte

bsky.app/profile/gser...

01.08.2025 21:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Uma coisa que eu faΓ§o Γ s vezes, sem querer, Γ© sentar e ficar olhando pra parede. Γ‰ tΓ£o libertador esse poder de direcionar a minha atenΓ§Γ£o ao que eu quiser, nΓ£o ao que uma empresa de tecnologia quer que eu veja. A cabeΓ§a vive cheia de tanta coisa que esse respiro Γ© um alΓ­vio.

01.08.2025 21:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes and also computers. If you've been on the fence about getting a new laptop, it could be a good time to save.

31.07.2025 16:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Evergy set my thermostat to 83 yikes

29.07.2025 20:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
The Iron Sheik o @the_ironsheik
HULK HOGAN MAY HAVE BEEN A DUMB SON OF A BITCH IN THE RING BUT OUTSIDE THE RING HE WAS ALSO A DUMB SON OF A BITCH

The Iron Sheik o @the_ironsheik HULK HOGAN MAY HAVE BEEN A DUMB SON OF A BITCH IN THE RING BUT OUTSIDE THE RING HE WAS ALSO A DUMB SON OF A BITCH

24.07.2025 15:57 β€” πŸ‘ 10472    πŸ” 2875    πŸ’¬ 31    πŸ“Œ 50

Just heard of this singer Laufey and it's basically "Gen Z found out about Bossa Nova"

Love it

23.07.2025 22:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Has Brazil Invented the Future of Money? And will it ever come to America?

TIL Brazil has a public payment system that is rapidly displacing both cash and cards, increasing to almost 50 percent of transactions in just 4 years paulkrugman.substack.com/p/has-brazil...

23.07.2025 14:50 β€” πŸ‘ 574    πŸ” 153    πŸ’¬ 26    πŸ“Œ 30
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VAMBORA

23.07.2025 16:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

eu nunca tinha pensado nisso mas faz absolutamente todo sentido

23.07.2025 15:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Eu comecei ontem a minha em C#, to animado porque dessa vez levei menos de 2 dias para montar a estrutura, os dockerfiles e tudo. Acho que o pessoal procura usar a linguagem que estΓ‘ mais acostumado

23.07.2025 15:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Would you sell your soul AND your firstborn to the AI overlords?

No?

Then I'm sorry we're only hiring the ones truly committed

23.07.2025 15:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The view from my room in Cancun was surreal. The striped turquoise water is unbelievable

23.07.2025 00:12 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I just learned today about a local guy who died from an accident while rock climbing. He was 32

Life is fragile. Hug your loved ones

21.07.2025 19:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Quando vocΓͺ tem filhos o silΓͺncio Γ© tΓ£o raro que vocΓͺ comeΓ§a a apreciar como uma iguaria kkkk

Tipo, Γ s vezes eu levanto cedo e fico olhando para o teto sΓ³ contemplando o silΓͺncio (momentΓ’neo)

21.07.2025 16:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

New life goal: to be more like this guy

21.07.2025 16:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not really an overstatement to say that the test of a free society is whether or not comedians can make fun of the country's leader on TV without repurcussions.

18.07.2025 15:39 β€” πŸ‘ 60534    πŸ” 14737    πŸ’¬ 1254    πŸ“Œ 633

So, a homeless person spent the night on my porch

I don't know what should be my next move. Don't wanna turn my house into a barbed wire bunker. But also don't wanna people helping themselves without my consent

06.07.2025 14:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Husky 3 ft. Toilet Auger 410-187-0111 - The Home Depot Get your professional cleaning job done with comfort and ease by choosing this Husky Toilet Auger.

Recomendo fortemente o TOILET AUGER (nΓ£o sei traduzir kkkk)

Uma das privadas aqui de casa entupiu e eu tentei desentupidor quΓ­mico, tentei o design clΓ‘ssico, tentei o plumber snake genΓ©rico mas sΓ³ esse aqui resolveu (uma baita cagada)

www.homedepot.com/p/Husky-3-ft...

04.07.2025 01:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Left this auto message at Teams before logging out today

Time for some well deserved vacation time

04.07.2025 01:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Outro dia eu comprei 5 bilhetes de loteria aqui pensando AGORA VAI

obviamente nΓ£o foi

23.06.2025 15:25 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The answer is in ICE's selection of targets:

* Democratic politicians in public
* Immigrants attending court hearings, at work, or at schools

None of those people will be armed.

On the flipside, ICE is scrupulously avoiding raids on cartel affiliates, drug dealing sites, etc. They might be armed.

17.06.2025 20:16 β€” πŸ‘ 2540    πŸ” 754    πŸ’¬ 56    πŸ“Œ 17

They were putting up the electronic panels on the Plaza stop this week. I've been seeing cars coming down to the UMKC stop a lot. It's getting close!

06.06.2025 22:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Funny anecdote story: at my current job I signed a formal offer letter and then was completely GHOSTED for like 2 weeks. I started panicking that they would revoke the letter or that they'd lost my contact info somehow. Eventually everything was fine. I'm sure it'll be fine for you too. Congrats!

03.06.2025 15:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Mercadinho Tycoon 2025β„’

27.05.2025 19:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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