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posting stuff like this to scare the normies that accidentally followed me

I already stopped reading replies and wandered off to play a video game

why is it called Yacht Rock and not Rhythm & Boats

not being snarky here, if you can believe it

You're doing r/meirl posts now?

if you are wondering, i am simply put emotionally wiped out.

its hard to explain this feeling - it's like tired, but not sleepy? like, you just want to stare at a wall, but also... i walked so much the last few days that my feet hurt lol

Fittingly, these kinds of parents tend to end up in the cheapest possible nursing homes, where their rooms are searched every day and their communications monitored mostly by very low paid workers, who are members of the actual underclass.

orb

bro

Half-decent is generous.

Reskeet with a tweet you still think about

At my funeral there’ll be a 37 minute montage of me trying to find something to watch on Netflix

Just a reminder for all my followers to please block me. You are trully hurting me, if youre not blocking me

True, and I did leave a gorgeous corpse

Apparently, some asshole gave my mom this account. And she is also forcing me to follow her to even make this reply.

what you want to do is put an impossible amount of pressure on yourself to “succeed” and tell yourself constantly that you are wasting your “potential.” do this until you die

We are all just being polite. Its a funeral, after all.

Woke up thinking I died in my sleep because I’m seeing people liking some of my old ass skeets like it’s my damn memorial service.

Just like you, really

Oh you bad!

To be fair the algorithm suggested you to me and i think its broken

Wow. Early day today! Good for you!

Your lightning fast reply proves it!

Bluesky tagged this as Adult Content.

Good luck getting anything done.

Like Nixon, only Trump could take Isreal for a walk.

I am top and bottom and i wish i was the middle.

A calm sea gently lapping at a sandy beach under a clear blue sky.

Shades of blue..

if you ever find yourself spiraling, just think about how all the small rocks you see were once part of a bigger rock that was part of an even bigger rock and soon we will all be dust