Patiently explaining the concept of ‘obligate carnivore’ s as the cat tries to get at the muffin I’m eating

Let a season have hobbies for crying out loud! Spoilsport

A Google alert announces Chappell Roan concert tickets, but the image is of Weird Al

You sure about this, Google?

Sometimes I think about how much art never gets made because the entire country tied health insurance to having a job but mostly I try not to drive myself crazy.

YouTube video by Etymology Nerd If you see "gooning" it's not what it looks like

Remember kids, no one else can steal your happiness if you steal it first. From the void of indeterminate subjective experiences, probably.

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Me: moves foot. Feels something fuzzy, just barely.

My cat: flees the scene.

Me: Oh no! The kitty!

So now I have to feel bad for scaring the scaredy-cattest of my cats.

Nice! I love bugs like that

And they say we shouldn't hold him being named Ahab against him.

It quite literally should not be possible nor permitted for people to naturally have an H cup.

My cat, Fred is so clever. He knows when it’s Friday and cries for cat treats because he knows he gets them on Friday.

Of course, he’s wrong about it being Friday 6 days out of 7. But he’s still pretty smart

What have you done to me? You've made me aware of this. And of their other products. And my poor neck now thinks it should be getting a little treatment . . .

I passionately hate forms. You have the documentation you're asking about from multiple other sources at this point, and you want me to not only relist the information in question (introducing potential for error or wasting even MORE of my time) but ask for oddly specific dates. I don't know!

If you didn't miss a spot despite triple-checking, did you even cut your hair?

Thankful I bought a broom right before these sweeping tariffs

Oooh, now this is a good idea.

I have acquired a cat behavior book because i have had enough of Puca's bullshit and would like to make everyone happier.

Writer has put "insisting cats be indoor only" on a list of beliefs by cat haters.

MY CATS ARE INDOOR ONLY BECAUSE I LOVE THEM, ASSHOLE.

Me: It's an evening snack!

Fellow human: It's not a snack. It's a plate of hotdish and a cup of pickles.

I have an absolute laundry list of undone tasks and I am not going to be able to even dream of rest for the next few days. Life is fun . . .

Oof. I think I'm going to be thinking about this quote for the rest of Canto 5

My wife’s favorite coffee cup

Thanks @dawnymock.bsky.social

There she blows! there! there! there! she blows! she blows!

Ghosting people is bad. Don't ghost people

It sounds like this wouldn't be the first time, would it?

Common Sense by Thomas Payne. Also Moby Dick.

I've been dabbling with drawing again and enjoying it a surprising amount, but trying to add color to my sketch is driving me up the wall

YouTube video by Renus Delph My cat got a mental health diagnosis

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My cat is snuggling on my arm, which is making it very hard to work on things, but he's purring so the challenge is worth it. However! I was trying to pet him with that same arm, and he turned around and nipped me. It actually hurt and I'm sad

Not a sandwich, but the pasta entrées at Lucé are also delicious!

No town-bred dandy will compare with a country-bred one—I mean a downright bumpkin dandy

Magnificent kitty