Kylie 🪬

The balance between wanting to be an informed citizen and wanting to protect my (hard fought) mental and spiritual peace is….a tenuous one.

I dreamed that I got one of those good ass $40 off $80 Instacart coupons and only realized that it was a dream AFTER I mentally planned out my free groceries and I am: distraught.

Light work indeed 💗😂

I posted this last night with a bit of a cheeky tone, but genuinely? I’m ready to change my life. I’m tired of being too burnt out to do literally any of the things that I love, and I’m tired of not being able to use my brain in a way that’s fulfilling to me. Anyone else on a journey in 2025?

Did I join a self-help guru’s manifestation challenge to turn my life around? I absolutely did, and in 2025, I am a YES for abundance, freedom, creativity, peace, wellness, confidence, learning, and expansion! 💗

a young boy is sitting in a room with the words `` chicken nuggets is like my family '' . Alt: a young boy is sitting in a room with the words “chicken nuggets is like my family”

Hard pressed to think of anything that gives me as much joy as being the person to introduce someone to King Curtis.

Ooh, this has actually been on my list for ages! I’ll probably crack it this weekend, thank you for reminding me!

just found out posts are called flutters here and that’s so girly pop

So many people in my life have stories that start with “hey Kylie, remember that time we were in the Walmart candle aisle?” And I think that’s beautiful.

HONEY MUSTARD PRINGLES ARE BACK TELL EVERYONE YOU KNOW

I finally watched Ariana on Sentimental Men and I loved every second of it—

But now ALL I can think about is who were the two Elphabas she chemistry tested with??! THIS WILL KEEP ME UP AT NIGHT UNTIL 2025.

Also, would do crimes for like a gallon of wonton soup rn.

Today has been long. And tiring. Mentally revisiting the evening of January 24, 2023, and the most ~me 4 hours I’ve ever spent: ate a donut, saw a Broadway musical, listened to Taylor Swift on the train home, and arrived just in time to see the Heels win. What a night.