Alejandro

SoCal winters just hit different 😮‍💨

Well deserved

Is it happening, is someone legitimately asking me to be a sugar baby?? 🥹

Todays my birthday and I decided I’m giving party favors out to everyone that comes to my happy hour tonight

I keep getting low heart rate notifications— Apple, am I dying?!

Getting older means you really should’ve bought that thing you needed when you first thought about it, cause now waiting for feels unbearable

Phlebotomist got slammed after her lunch, and although I’ve already come back after coming at 11:30, my patience is wearing thin for all the boomers in the waiting room complaining about the wait. Girl what else are you doing, other than waiting to die?!

If you're starting your fitness journey and scared of the gym, remember no one is paying attention. Unless you don't re-rack your weights then everyone will notice and think you're a cunt x

I have to takes a new pic for my DL tomorrow, am I crazy for asking my bestie who’s a hair stylist to give me a blowout before I go?

I love that I’ve tailored my algorithm to show me thirst traps and knitting posts

Had a blister growing on my foot from running, and it popped today. In my effort to clean it up I noticed it had another blister forming under it, how?!

Cherish friends that hoard their favorite products, cause I never leave empty handed 😛

Being an adult means being excited when your friend hits you up and says, “my neighbor went to Alaska on fishing trip, and he brought me back too much, you want some” and baby I have never said “yes” so fast in my life 😮‍💨

Plate of crab rangoons with the text “heavy is the crab that ran the goon”

hi yes, I’m a content creator on bluesky

That diner in the behind you is bomb if you’re staying in downtown

Also the loaf in question, she’s a big bitch

Sometimes I think my handwriting was wasted by not being a teacher, cause I would make my boards the prettiest

I think I’m at the point in life where I’m okay with just porn, because to keep the company of men just seems too exhausting now for what little pay out there is, then again it’s been 6 years since I’ve gotten any

The bar down the street from me uses Espolón for their well tequila (I know crazy right). Anyways they just ran out so now I’m getting my HH tequila soda with Casamigos 😈 cant be $8

Scallion loaf, best one yet ❤️

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First Tahoe, now Texas, oh Mother Nature is pissed

Now that I am in the midst of an advanced legal research and writing class, I need something to play in the background. Any recs? I do love me a good a period drama

Perks of continuing education after 21, anywhere can be a place to study

Moira Rose was so right when she said “take a 1000 naked photos of yourself… you’ll look back on them with much kinder eyes.” Cause damn I was hot 🔥

I roll to my cousins house and she has ducks?

Got bored, made brown butter blueberry sourdough muffins

About to shuck the shit outta these

Oh my god, Justin Bieber is that you?!

I really need to keep up with my cosmesuticules cause I had 2 women in past couple days think I was 23 or younger