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sat for thirty minutes at a bus stop today (waiting for a bus that's supposed to run every 15 minutes) next to a parked black van that had emblazoned on its hood in bright white all-caps the sentence I CAN DO IT ALL IN THIS LIFETIME. i mean, maybe if the bus ever gets here!!! get lost jenny holzer

08.10.2025 21:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i weep!!!!!!!

06.10.2025 15:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

come next time!!! first sunday of the month is beginner's night at eagles

06.10.2025 12:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

went two-step and country line dancing for the first time. turns out i love two-step and country line dancing. time to replace every single piece of internet esoterica in my brain with 8 count choreography. farewell to my fans, i may never post again

06.10.2025 03:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Genuinely curious for engagement on this because I used to have easy answers but theyโ€™ve all been undermined. What country would you leave America to move to and why?

03.10.2025 15:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐ŸšจLast chance on Lyndale Ave. Help raise a ruckus so Hennepin County doesn't screw this up. Street reconstructions are basically once in a lifetime chances. Let's get it right.

02.10.2025 22:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 30    ๐Ÿ” 14    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Helping with this volunteer-run bookstore has made me lifelong friendships, connected me with multiple intersecting communities within and without the Twin Cities, and scored reporting tips.

We're always on the lookout for new volunteers. Email us at volunteering at boneshakerbooks dot com!

03.10.2025 14:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

me filling out the pop-up window that is prompting me to rate my UX experience on a scale from 1-10: "you ask such thoughtful questions :) i can tell you really care about me :)"

03.10.2025 12:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

personally i want to know how strong the correlation is between people who think they are in a relationship with a chatbot and people who complete online surveys

03.10.2025 12:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This bookstore is fucking awesome! Donate if you've got the money! (Also, postcard for only $5!)

02.10.2025 22:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Help Boneshaker Move to Our New Home! After fourteen years in our current space, we have made the decision that itโ€™s time for Boneshaker Books to move. While we treasure the time we've spent in Seward, and will miss existing as a communit...

One day into our moving fundraiser and we're already halfway to our goal! We are so lucky and grateful to be in community with all of you ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿ–ค

www.zeffy.com/en-US/donati...

02.10.2025 20:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

putting my name on the wall of Boneshaker let's goooooo

02.10.2025 20:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Help Boneshaker Move to Our New Home! After fourteen years in our current space, we have made the decision that itโ€™s time for Boneshaker Books to move. While we treasure the time we've spent in Seward, and will miss existing as a communit...

BONESHAKER BOOKS IS MOVING to Lyndale! It's Day TWO of our fundraiser and we're more than 50% of the way to our goal! By the way, any money we raise over our goal will go directly into improvements to the store!

www.zeffy.com/en-US/donati...

02.10.2025 13:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 50    ๐Ÿ” 21    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
Boneshaker Books is moving!

Boneshaker Books is moving!

Why move? While we love a lot about our current location, weโ€™ve struggled with dwindling foot traffic, low sales, and expensive maintenance issues. 

We believe our new space will offer resources that will allow us to exist more sustainably as a community organization for the long haul.

Why move? While we love a lot about our current location, weโ€™ve struggled with dwindling foot traffic, low sales, and expensive maintenance issues. We believe our new space will offer resources that will allow us to exist more sustainably as a community organization for the long haul.

How can I help? Our goal is to raise $15,000 total to fund the move, make some improvements to the new space, and build out our inventory. 

Ultimately, we need at least $6,000 by October 17th so we can reopen in our new space at 708 W 26th St. by around November 1st.

How can I help? Our goal is to raise $15,000 total to fund the move, make some improvements to the new space, and build out our inventory. Ultimately, we need at least $6,000 by October 17th so we can reopen in our new space at 708 W 26th St. by around November 1st.

Donate and find out more about the move (and the cool perks you can get for donating!) via the QR code or URL below. 
Thank you for helping Boneshaker thrive! 
bit.ly/boneshakermove

Donate and find out more about the move (and the cool perks you can get for donating!) via the QR code or URL below. Thank you for helping Boneshaker thrive! bit.ly/boneshakermove

The rumors are true: Boneshaker is headed to a new location! We need your help to dig up our bones and move on over to 26th and Lyndale. We're hoping to raise $15,000 total, $6k of that by 10/17. Learn more at bit.ly/boneshakermove and thank you for helping Boneshaker thrive!

01.10.2025 19:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 39    ๐Ÿ” 25    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

if they give the mats a soft-focus biopic treatment i will riot. this movie needs to be disgusting. think WITHNAIL AND I, not INSIDE LLEWYN DAVIS

02.10.2025 00:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i approve on the basis that finn wolfhard and paul westerberg are both capricorns

02.10.2025 00:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Help Boneshaker Move to Our New Home! After fourteen years in our current space, we have made the decision that itโ€™s time for Boneshaker Books to move. While we treasure the time we've spent in Seward, and will miss existing as a communit...

NEWS: Boneshaker Books is moving! And we need your help to pull it off! We are looking to raise $15,000 to get us there and set up. $6,000 of that needs to be raised by 10/17. Please share! Radical bookstores forever! @boneshakerbooks.bsky.social

www.zeffy.com/en-US/donati...

01.10.2025 17:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 42    ๐Ÿ” 28    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
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Help Boneshaker Move to Our New Home! After fourteen years in our current space, we have made the decision that itโ€™s time for Boneshaker Books to move. While we treasure the time we've spent in Seward, and will miss existing as aโ€ฆ

Could the Wedge be getting a bookstore? Boneshaker books plans to move from Seward to the old Common Roots building at 708 W 26th Street. They need to raise $6,000 by 10/17 to make it happen.
www.zeffy.com/en-US/donati...

01.10.2025 18:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 70    ๐Ÿ” 38    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

hmmm we might need to raise an additional 10k to cover kool-aid man related construction fees

01.10.2025 18:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

check out the things on offer for donating! Great incentives to donate to a great cause!

01.10.2025 17:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

but i love the energy

01.10.2025 18:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

this might be a bit of a carnival barker marketing exaggeration, i believe you do actually have to go around the side of the building to enter the cafรฉ

01.10.2025 18:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

two weeks out from a fancy dress event and i am indulging in my one true online shopping vice: searching "vintage silk shantung" on all available resale platforms

01.10.2025 15:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Large Adult Language Models. is this anything

30.09.2025 18:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

wide awake in the pre-dawn hours while the guitar solo from "simulation swarm" loops in my headโ€”forget migratory birds and equinoxes, now i know it's officially fall

30.09.2025 11:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
i sing of Olaf glad and big
whose warmest heart recoiled at war:
a conscientious object-or

his wellbelovรฉd colonel(trig
westpointer most succinctly bred)
took erring Olaf soon in hand;
but--though an host of overjoyed
noncoms(first knocking on the head
him)do through icy waters roll
that helplessness which others stroke
with brushes recently employed
anent this muddy toiletbowl,
while kindred intellects evoke
allegiance per blunt instruments--
Olaf(being to all intents
a corpse and wanting any rag
upon what God unto him gave)
responds,without getting annoyed
"I will not kiss your fucking flag"

i sing of Olaf glad and big whose warmest heart recoiled at war: a conscientious object-or his wellbelovรฉd colonel(trig westpointer most succinctly bred) took erring Olaf soon in hand; but--though an host of overjoyed noncoms(first knocking on the head him)do through icy waters roll that helplessness which others stroke with brushes recently employed anent this muddy toiletbowl, while kindred intellects evoke allegiance per blunt instruments-- Olaf(being to all intents a corpse and wanting any rag upon what God unto him gave) responds,without getting annoyed "I will not kiss your fucking flag"

straightway the silver bird looked grave
(departing hurriedly to shave)

but--though all kinds of officers
(a yearning nation's blueeyed pride)
their passive prey did kick and curse
until for wear their clarion
voices and boots were much the worse,
and egged the firstclassprivates on
his rectum wickedly to tease
by means of skilfully applied
bayonets roasted hot with heat--
Olaf(upon what were once knees)
does almost ceaselessly repeat
"there is some shit I will not eat"

straightway the silver bird looked grave (departing hurriedly to shave) but--though all kinds of officers (a yearning nation's blueeyed pride) their passive prey did kick and curse until for wear their clarion voices and boots were much the worse, and egged the firstclassprivates on his rectum wickedly to tease by means of skilfully applied bayonets roasted hot with heat-- Olaf(upon what were once knees) does almost ceaselessly repeat "there is some shit I will not eat"

our president,being of which
assertions duly notified
threw the yellowsonofabitch
into a dungeon,where he died

Christ(of His mercy infinite)
i pray to see;and Olaf,too

preponderatingly because
unless statistics lie he was
more brave than me:more blond than you.

our president,being of which assertions duly notified threw the yellowsonofabitch into a dungeon,where he died Christ(of His mercy infinite) i pray to see;and Olaf,too preponderatingly because unless statistics lie he was more brave than me:more blond than you.

an all time poem. i will not kiss your fucking flag!!!

30.09.2025 02:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

do we think this bar was named after the ee cummings poem "i sing of Olaf glad and big"

30.09.2025 02:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Your friend Dan is in Wired talking about thirst.

29.09.2025 20:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i want to read nutmeg's tumblr soooo bad

29.09.2025 18:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

you saw what the cool kids have on tv, and begged for it, and now your mom is getting you the version that they make in northfield.

29.09.2025 18:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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