Minmax MacAllister

As end-of-empire scenarios go it is so much more dignified to get your capital city sacked by the Visigoths than to have a bunch of illiterate rich people in their 70s doing it through a series of incomprehensible tantrums because their brains were defeated by their phones.

going to start advertising myself as an anti-Jacob Hill for hire. I will counter and cancel anything he says

bike shop guys are very patient with me using words like “kerchunk”

Very public venue to call someone a liar under dubious circumstances !

We are so back

Have you thought about politics

Number 2 for me behind ice cream. I feel like there’s more potnetial for growth opportunities with the posting tho, ice cream is just kinda doing 1 thing for me.

Really bad faith stuff

Will has never been the Wal Mart located in Roseville, MN less than 20 miles from his house and it shows.

this is part of why AI stuff is getting put into everything by force btw

Is 6pm really that early? I aim for 7 most nights but sound off in the comments

August 5, 2025 Committee of the Whole YouTube video by cityofminneapolis

Report on Lake St and Bloomington Ave federal law enforcement after-action review, public comment & discussion about Police oversight and accountability ordinance.
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Really great tactic to put this forward. A lot of people can understand the drawbacks of the situation framed this way.

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Voting clearly happened before the trade deadline

Sydney Sweeney has a special phone for Culture War Ad mobilization. This is the closest thing to the Red Phone in use today.

Trump on the roof: “My therapist says I’m regressing 😆”

He’s stagflating up there for sure king, you can tell by the stance

I think a Robert Pattinson star turn in a David Lee Roth biopic is just what we need to heal America personally

How much of humankind’s productive capacity is wrapped up in cars, oil, plastic, weapons, fraud, waste, and abuse? What if we had an economy where those things were placed at the complete margins by planning and policy, what would we build instead, what work would become more important & excellent?

Washington, Jefferson, BEELZEBUB!….Lepetomane

I’m pivoting away from video actually.

That can’t be right?! I was told by Derek Falvey’s assistant using ChatGPT that they bolstered their pitching.

I kinda think the way people use ChatGPT is sort of aspirational because it seems to emulate the way rich people have sycophants lying to them all the time until they lose touch with reality and also their entire minds

AI necromancy?! In THIS economy?

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The fourth annual St Paul Nut Roll is back - August 23, 1PM, Bang Brewing. Bike a little. Eat a some Nut Rolls. Invite your friends! Get Ready to Get Nuts!

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Being a political moderate is essentially dedicating your whole life to a cult of missing the forest through the trees. What a waste!

I’m doing compulsory 2-a-days Every day it’s not storming, roasting, or smoking out

How can anyone wanting accountability for this hope to win power in the next 5 years

I’m thinking it’s a crossover between Ocean’s 8 and the carnation revolution but I don’t know if the writers have that in them