Just took my knickers off only to discover that I've been wearing them on back-to-front all day. That explains a few things 🫩

My gramsoms name is wallpaper, I blame immugrunts hun x

What a cunt

That was a perfect line in a wonderful opening episode. I felt so happy after watching last night.

Eightile: unscramble the 8-letter word in time to win! Eightile is a daily word game where you unscramble progressively longer words. Find the eight letter word in time to win!

I solved today's Eightile in 35 seconds!
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🟫🟧🟨🟪🟦
🟧🟫🟨🟩🟦🟪
🟧🟫🟨🟩🟦🟪🟥
🟫🟥🟧🟨🟩🟦🟪⬛
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Plans to invade Greenland have just been cancelled after this

I thought the whole point of French Letters was *not* to have babies!

I was a few years ago and did the keto diet for three months, lost 2 and a half stone and reversed the diagnosis.

That was then, we don't talk about now.

This is the rain forecast. Its going to keep raining. Sometimes it'll be showers. Sometimes rain. Then some more rain.

Yes! The newspaper under the door so you can wiggle the key out and pull it back under? Absolute life skill that I've nithad to use but know that I could

The one where someone falls over and hurts themselves in an ungainly fashion, and then they cry and get taken away for a warming hot chocolate with a nip of Amaretto. I could podium in that.

Best thing over the whole evening

Nanna Mousecurry as she was known

Now this is a complete banger. #totp Oh ho Figaro!

Bewitched are enough to drive anyone to drink #totp

#Goandgetstuffed

Kinell yes I'm talking about a double dose of Westlife

The trouble with #totp is that stuff which was terrible dross then is still terrible dross now. Rose tinted specs will only get you so far.

I hate Angela Rippon with a passion

The Duolingo owl, celebrating my 800 learning day streak

Still dont think im very good at German. Hit level 57 today too. #Duolingo #German

How exciting!

Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again.
#Pinks #ProudBlue

Omg I've just had to use a tin opener like its 1978 all over again. Didn't cut myself though 🥫

I shall close my eyes and drwam of it all

I'm in.

Palace have signed Nanna Birk Larsen? Wolves have made a Killing...

A dark mustard coloured crocheted throw against a cappuccino coloured sofa

The same blanket, folded.

Close up of the label that reads "Hamdmade 🩶 With Love"

Close up of the stitches

My latest creation, a small throw or lap blanket. #crochet #craft

Yes! And yes again!

5 things I can eat till I explode:
Cheese
Hot buttered toast
Crisps
Chocolate
Dried fruit

Chart by Neil Kaye showing the lengthening and shortening of daylight hours in southern Britain each week through the year. Each bar represents how much daylight is gained or lost each week. The line is roughly a sine curve (head blown emoji), with the fastest daylight gains in Feb, March and April, and the fastest losses in Aug, Sep and October.

A quick reminder of what #BigFebruary is about…
Thanks to the magic of the cosmos, we start gaining daylight much faster in Feb than in Jan. Over 20 mins a week - setting us up for Spring.

This chart is by @neilrkaye.bsky.social and is one of my all time favourites.