Famous FNU!

@wyden.senate.gov is this true?

A screenshot of two stacked tweets. The top tweet is from @Popehat: “Roses are red, violets are blue, if you’re democratically elected, we’ll overthrow you.” Below it is an embedded Valentine’s Day tweet from the official CIA account using the same rhyme scheme: “ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY, FROM CIA TO YOU!”

Found this old @kenwhite.bsky.social tweet on my camera roll

I love Lego so much.

Please take care of each other

So much money stuff nowadays is also comedy

The second part is particularly of interest to me

“The Department of Health and Human Services’ new AI nutrition chatbot will gleefully and dangerously give Americans recommendations for the best foods to insert into one’s rectum and will answer questions about the most nutrient-dense human body part to eat.”

Oh yeah I posted about this on Discord. Big whoops, I guess. They didn’t even have that much to give away lmao. And no safeguards to stop them from giving people crypto that doesn’t exist

Success well earned, for sure, and we’re all thankful to Mike and Kathryn and gang!

LAPD to train their body cameras on immigration agents, under mayor's directive Mayor Karen Bass signed an executive directive requiring LAPD officers to activate body cameras during federal immigration enforcement operations and preserve all footage.

So the City of LA is going to charge a fee to private property owners if they let ICE use their property for operations? Big if true

Why is the Night Sky Silver Rabbits’ logo colored gold?

You have some damn good lawyers

Manga panel with a lady saying “UM...IS HIS... MASTER THAT...TEDDY BEAR?”

Splurging? Rotisserie chickens are literally a loss leader at Costco lmao. Really cheap way to eat

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I’m in

What labelers do you use?

Valley friends, come sign ballot petitions for @marissaroyla.bsky.social x @controller.lacity.gov at NoHo West tonight!!!

I had a friend once that said “Neubauten is a band that lots of people own but no one listens to” (which was definitely not true of me and many of my friends, but very true of a certain type of 90s hipster)

YouTube video by akustica Einstürzende Neubauten - Haus der Lüge

This is probably a common answer?

Definitely my favorite non-English band

youtu.be/JZ4Q9_bDwLY?...

“Let’s start with the cost, because Americans respect a balance sheet. They worship GDP and twerk for it.”

¡Deliciosos tacos de camarones!

Yeah I’m assuming that it does, and it’s just hidden someplace? It would be a weird oversight

I always call them out on it lol

“Some people add a splash of regular water to thin it out slightly since coconut milk is thicker than water, but I usually just go straight coconut milk and it works fine. The rice comes out creamy and slightly sweet with that coconut flavor in the background.”

The AI also loves to tell me what IT does when IT’S making a dish

I use AI sometimes for recipe ideas, but NEVER for actual recipes or directions. The errors are constant and often fatal to the dish

Just the height of mediocrity

I hate this band

Photo of Steve Nash from the February, 2003 NBA All-Star game, wearing a shirt that says “NO WAR shoot for peace”

Happy birthday, Steve!

Come sign for Faizah for CD11, Controller Kenneth Mejia , & Marissa Roy for City Attorney at LA historic park till 4pm! ✊🏻🌹 @marissaroyla.bsky.social @faizahforla.bsky.social @controller.lacity.gov