Old Man Squisholas

We should have watched a movie instead of that football game last night.

Is Syracuse dead? This is worse than Nebraska vs Iowa State in the 90s.

Pumpkin pie #Thanksgiving🥧🫶🐾🙌

But the honey bees aren't natural citizens of the USA.

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Velveeta American cheese that a toddler must have mistaken for Play-Doh.

My toddler asked for square cheese. She took a couple nibbles and handed this back to me.

She’s resigning to spend more time yelling racial and ethnic slurs at cashiers

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Remember back in the day when we had to manually squeeze the coffee beans after we harvested them from our Midwestern fields? Hard work payed off so you could enjoy a cup of hot Joseph.

I’m at the prayer chapel. I’m at the Dunkin Donuts. I’m at the combination prayer chapel and Dunkin Donuts. #aarsbl25

When your dick tells you to do something, don’t reason it out. Don’t ask four friends. Don’t pray about it for six months. Don’t come up with twelve excuses. Just do it. Be obedient to what you hear in your spirit. Your dick is leading you to your place of blessing.

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The Wicked Witch of the East is resigning!

A steering wheel cover so fluffy you can wipe your nose on it.

Truckin' 00====00
#chestfreezer #fridge #f100 #ford

Bill Nye is short for William New Year's Eve

Lee Corso is shown speaking on an ESPN College Game Day broadcast with a fan's poster behind him that reads, "Nebraska Is A Volleyball School".

The University of Nebraska has just clinched at least a share of the Big10 Championship with a sweep of the team from the University of Iowa. The Husker women remain undefeated at 27-0 for the season.

Congratulations to coach Dani Bussboom Kelly and the Husker Women.

Go 'Skers!

It feels good to sit down after I sat down for 6 hours driving.

😂😂😂😂

Border Patrol is monitoring US drivers and detaining those with 'suspicious' travel patterns The U.S. Border Patrol is monitoring millions of American drivers nationwide in a secretive program to identify and detain people whose travel patterns it deems suspicious.

More slime bag news: apnews.com/article/immi...

Alright. You have 2 minutes to eat lunch. You better shovel fast.

They really read the Bible, closed the book and thought, free or low cost healthcare? Are you nuts? Let's screw those poor people to DEATH ☠️

the Raiders belong in the Pac-12. like the current one, not the one from a few years ago

I wonder if my home owners insurance covers hail damage to clearance Christmas lights.

The Raiders kicked a field goal.
"The rules are made up and the points don't matter."

The Raiders are wearing shirts that say "Salute to Service"
I'm not sure I want a salute from these guys. It's more of an insult.

The only thing good about the Raiders is Vegas.

Idk. I probably wouldn't get TROUBLEMAKER lettered across the windshield of my Hyundai.

Thank you!

Got the front suspension done in time to get pumpkins back in October.

Taking Out the Trash