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Crandall Mikeingfone

@closskel.bsky.social

Trusted and reputable insider / journalist working at Gloomberg that lives in people’s closets sometimes. Audio salesman. Views are not mine (as are the Goombas, Koopa Troopa…) AI Defender / Animation Hater / Poop Eater / Former Skeleton / Untrustable

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Latest posts by closskel.bsky.social on Bluesky

Nah because this implies they just dabble like it’s not a full-time thing

20.11.2025 21:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

MY APES

19.11.2025 06:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

THEY TOOK THEM

19.11.2025 06:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I’m glad she said her name at the end so I could know who it was

17.11.2025 22:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yeah pack it up looks like Kingdom Come is winning it

17.11.2025 19:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

This is true cinema #Luigi

17.11.2025 15:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

None of those people are Miyamoto

17.11.2025 15:56 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

100% off discount? Before it even launches? Thanks Miyamoto!

16.11.2025 18:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oh I get it, he’s a gamer just like me!

16.11.2025 15:21 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I can’t wait for the

14.11.2025 22:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

So you are literally paying 600 FREAKING DOLLARS for a game where the FREAKING MARIO doesn’t have a FREAKING right hand?!?!?!???!?!!????!! THIS IS FREAKING BAD

14.11.2025 21:18 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Actually he was the Exterminator in popular and relevant show Mighty Med

14.11.2025 18:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Double Yoshi Exploshi

14.11.2025 16:38 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It’s about to get real nerdy in here…

14.11.2025 15:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

We got GTA5 before GTA6 💀💀💀

14.11.2025 00:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

In the style of Rick and Morty

13.11.2025 22:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Should’ve been me

12.11.2025 22:47 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

What’chu talm ‘bout Luigi?

12.11.2025 14:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It has just been announced that

12.11.2025 03:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yeah you got it 👍

12.11.2025 02:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

No thanks I’m waiting for Balan Wonderworld characters

11.11.2025 22:31 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I actually like the tariffs

11.11.2025 15:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Dissonent

11.11.2025 14:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Exactly. I’ve seen too many people trying to normalize bullying.

10.11.2025 20:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That’s because he’s saving his money to build a $360 million ballroom instead!

08.11.2025 05:39 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Donald Trump is funneling taxpayer dollars into the Indiana Jones movie without Harrison Ford you can’t do that

07.11.2025 15:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That is more consoles than the Sega Gazeeb, which sold 0 units.

05.11.2025 04:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Vote for Rivers Cuomo he is the weezer guy

04.11.2025 15:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Cow Cows appear as a recurring species in the Super Mario franchise, first appearing in Mario Kart 64. They are primarily associated with farm-based courses in the Mario Kart series, in which they typical...

I have identified the cow, this is their page in Mario wiki www.mariowiki.com/Cow

03.11.2025 20:04 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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