@zumbopumbo.bsky.social
I literally don’t know who break into my suit and poop at night!
The man that carries a speaker to blast music is carrying a speaker to blast music specifically to spite me
06.02.2026 04:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0it’s genuinely reassuring to me that this is the most miserable and paranoid person in the entire world
05.02.2026 01:16 — 👍 42941 🔁 6209 💬 2346 📌 1317Adobe is not really in the creative software business anymore. They are in the digital wealth extraction business. I wish more comics publishers would prioritize moving away from Adobe.
03.02.2026 21:08 — 👍 724 🔁 249 💬 10 📌 4Now before you criticize this for online clout let me remind you that if Chuck Schumer didn’t exist then uhhhhhhh oh sorry I drifted off into a reverie
04.02.2026 05:18 — 👍 1319 🔁 101 💬 9 📌 1WASHINGTON (AP) — Washington Post says one-third of its staff across all departments, not just the newsroom, is being laid off.
04.02.2026 14:54 — 👍 2433 🔁 884 💬 170 📌 351If you want a cartoon pfp of yourself find that kid in your family always drawing Gojo
04.02.2026 15:49 — 👍 459 🔁 111 💬 1 📌 4Abolish ICE.
There’s no reforming it.
There’s no compromise.
There’s only one way to rein in ICE’s terror campaign. Abolish it.
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YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY
28.01.2026 17:19 — 👍 1977 🔁 661 💬 18 📌 29It's because he's got a can opener as part of his body 😀
#gladlands
I heard someone bumping Forrest Gump by Frank Ocean outside and now I’m yearning for the palm trees and the warm dry air of California
02.02.2026 15:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1suddenly temporarily aware of and horrified by the passage of time like 3x a day
31.01.2026 01:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Are they loitering
31.01.2026 01:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Screenshot of a Wall Street Journal opinion article titled “A Guaranteed Income Won’t Stop People From Wanting to Work,” by Abhijit V. Banerjee and Esther Duflo. A subheading says evidence from programs around the world suggests basic income does not make recipients lazier. Below the headline is a photo of several women sitting outdoors at a table working.
"Not only don't people work less when they are guaranteed an income, they might actually put in more effort at work. And the fact that they have more money to spend leads to the creation of more jobs."
Nobel Prize–winning economists Abhijit Banerjee and Esther Duflo
Downtown Minneapolis today! ✊
30.01.2026 23:52 — 👍 10975 🔁 1900 💬 160 📌 49Unfriendly reminder, AI is being used to destroy trust. Do not normalize the use of AI. AI can not reliably enhance videos or low-quality images.
This is the quiet replacement of reality. Do not let this be normalized.
New York, call Schumer at (202) 224-6542 and tell him that better rules and training will not fix this. ICE must be completely dismantled.
And if you don't live in New York, call your senator and tell them that the only sensible position is to abolish ICE and replace Schumer as minority leader.
It can get lower!
26.01.2026 18:43 — 👍 23199 🔁 3695 💬 916 📌 165My variant for Storm: Earths Mightiest Mutant 2
This is very much stylistically in line with the Black Cat cover, hopefully I can turn this into a series of sorts.
Kurt Maloney in a face filter that is warping his hair to make it look exactly like Conan O'Brien's, pictured next to Conan O'Brien.
Smiling middle-aged man with styled red hair wearing a dark jacket, white shirt and striped tie against a light event backdrop.
uncanny
26.01.2026 16:56 — 👍 757 🔁 31 💬 10 📌 1Reminder. Here are the House Democrats who crossed party lines and voted to fund ICE.
House Democrats who voted to fund ICE:
- Tom Suozzi (D-NY)
- Henry Cuellar (D-TX)
- Don Davis (D-NC)
- Vicente Gonzalez (D-TX)
- Laura Gillen (D-NY)
- Marie Gluesenkamp Perez (D-WA)
- Jared Golden (D-ME)
Black cat under the shelter of fuzzy blankets and my legs. Her eyes glow from the flash
Black cat loafing on top of a heating pad set to low. They are both on top of a yellow fuzzy blanket
Silhouette of a cat in front of and eclipsing most of my view of my TV
Black cat absolutely zonked with her arms extended toward the camera. She is surrounded by fuzzy blankets
26.01.2026 00:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Y’all know June means he “looked Jewish” right?
Stop playing with these antisemitic ass people and call them out!
Reminder: ICE’s budget has not been renewed — the House voted, but not the Senate — It will take 10 Democratic votes to stop it
Pressure your senators
What's the plan, Chuck? I run a fake news website. You're the Senate Minority Leader. What's the plan?
24.01.2026 19:11 — 👍 20849 🔁 3305 💬 428 📌 96the fact that the NRA is offering even this incredibly mild level of resistance is significant.
People do not like what they are seeing.
restocked these as well
23.01.2026 19:49 — 👍 279 🔁 41 💬 3 📌 0