John Bowman

Did… did you just call Canada “the old country”? Like ur someone’s Sicilian grandpa?

Reminds me of hemidemisemiquaver.

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And groundbreaking video game.

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Also a James Bond movie

They have a fort up there. For scheming.

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Ugh. Of COURSE I meant Crow.

@evanbrady.bsky.social it looks like Tom servo is spying on me.

It’s in 6/8 time! That’s just cruel.

I was expecting “squirrel” in Dutch to be similar to the German “Eichhörnchen” (more phlegm jokes) but it’s “eekhoorn,” which Google tells me is just pronounced “acorn.”

The Green Fury, a DC superhero later known as Fire, transforms into her costume. “Now, another blast of flame — to send me … flying!” she says, as two jets of green fire escape from her nostrils.

I was not prepared for how bad JLA was, but at least they didn’t have the technology to portray Fire flying by shooting jets of green flame out of her nostrils. upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en...

MMA gym owners, coaches ID’d at secretive neo-Nazi event in B.C. | CBC News This summer in Vancouver, dozens of people gathered to attend a conference organized and attended by some of Canada’s most prominent white supremacist organizations. CBC’s visual investigations team l...

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It's an artistic representation of a circulatory system walking through a kitchen, as drawn by Dave Gibbons and written about by Alan Moore. It happens a lot 'round here.

Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.

A warrior would never wear tassels. Well, not this many.

Barging into office, yelling from Conservative leadership ‘sealed the deal’ on defection: d’Entremont | CBC News Nova Scotia MP Chris d’Entremont says the barging into his office and yelling from Conservative Party leadership ‘sealed the deal’ on his choice to cross the floor to the Liberals earlier this week.

In a statement, a spokesperson for the Office of the Leader of the Official Opposition denied d'Entremont's allegations, calling him a "liar."

You can read the party's full statement and more reporting from CBC News, here: www.cbc.ca/news/politic...

Chris d'Entremont on being confronted by Andrew Scheer and Chris Warkentin: "I had the house leader and the whip barge into my office, push my assistant aside, rush in, take the door and just push it wide open, to sit there and tell me how much of a snake I really was."

Remember when we had a couple of postseason games with the dome open? That was fun.

Raptors @ Hawks wasn’t this bad but still uncomfortable to watch. Hardwood is a good background colour.

Carol dumping bottled water given to her by a zombie in Pluribus.

Me when Google or Meta gives me an AI summary of something I never asked for.

Yes, the unemotional, stolid phlegm vampires, who suck snot out of their victims’ nose.

One of Garfield’s Nine Lives, a disturbing primordial cat, leaps to attack.

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“He’s worse than MY dad, and that’s saying something.”

Is that Mordok or Mendon?

I think they prefer to be called Kansans or Jayhawkers.

Getting spammed with pics of Grand Nagus Zek is a hell of a way for an 18-year-old to find out about DS9.

A black-and-white graphic image with a radio tower emitting lightning bolts atop a partial globe showing continents. Concentric signal waves radiate outward. At the top, "CBC" in large bold stylized letters with "Radio" in cursive below. At the bottom, a quote in white capital letters: "NOW, THE NATIONAL RESEARCH COUNCIL TIME SIGNAL. THE BEGINNING OF THE LONG DASH FOLLOWING TEN SECONDS OF SILENCE INDICATES EXACTLY ONE O'CLOCK, EASTERN STANDARD TIME."

On Nov. 5, 1939, the National Research Council began to broadcast the Time Signal.
The signal was broadcast every day for the next 84 years, technically making it the one of the longest-running radio segments in Canadian history.
This is the story of the Time Signal.

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Ghagh is best served live… and at body temperature.

The proverb about revenge is about as Klingon as, say, Hamlet.

Still need more baseball?

We found a CD in our archives containing dozens of unused voice lines from MLB Slugfest 20-03 rejected by the MLB. Here's some of our favorites.

A blue jay pitched in a tree.

I usually get sparrows and cardinals (and squirrels) at the feeder so I’m choosing to interpret this as a good omen for next season. #BlueJays