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Brandon Ferguson

@bnferguson.bsky.social

"Revolting Trend Setter." Actual Human Muppet. Previously, Principal Engineer at HashiCorp, early GitHub, Travis CI etc

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It really, really is a big part of the job isn't it? Treating "I don't get it" as a useful signal that perhaps something needs to be discussed and not a personal or professional failing (for either party).

Which of course led to me asking a lotttt of "dumb" or seemingly "out of touch" questions

12.11.2025 12:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

man, I read this as "ambien anger"

11.11.2025 21:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Traffic Koans

04.11.2025 10:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I mean, we both _could_. Let's bring back the skullet!

(Well, maybe not bring *back*, not sure that was ever here)

20.09.2025 14:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It took me an upsettingly long time to figure out just what was "different" in this picture.

"Oh he grew his hair out!"

...

20.09.2025 14:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

piri piri, gado gado,

(and if you're from the US in 90s and ordering form Little Caesars: pizza pizza)

23.06.2025 15:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is a good post.

26.05.2025 17:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

And if they're saying if I don't I can't "get that bag" - the bag in question simply must be a 10 Sack from White Castle in Metuchen, NJ

15.05.2025 07:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Exactly my first thought πŸ˜…

10.05.2025 05:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ha! The Dutch language school I went to gave us buttons that said a similar (IIRC) "Spreek Nederlands tegen me. Ik proberen te leren"

"Speak Dutch to me, I am trying to learn"

Since everyone just switches to English at the first hitch in your language.

Your pin is waaaay nicer looking. :D

24.04.2025 07:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

hahaha - just read something and had the same response

15.04.2025 10:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

hahah - and here I am knocking solid.

Toss some solid ones in there, and fuck it, a few completely hollow. Never let them know your next move.

05.04.2025 08:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Filled. Solid is always so disappointing to me with something like this. I like the surprise of it all.

The malt reply is good. Or something like pistachio cream, hazelnut cream, etc would be ace.

04.04.2025 19:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Michael Jordan meme of him saying "...and I took that personally"

Michael Jordan meme of him saying "...and I took that personally"

Meanwhile in my retro/perma computing feed:

31.03.2025 21:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

well damn, now I have to listen to it as well.

31.03.2025 20:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hahah - I did pause and go πŸ€” Wait. actually not sure that's true still.

Stupid technology progress messing with my dumb jokes again.

26.03.2025 21:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

They are in fact bigger

26.03.2025 09:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh man, I had no idea. I think one of the admins of the MUD I ran around on had an Erols email address. Something about that name shook out and _old_ memory.

10.03.2025 17:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

[reads Lord of the Flies]

Man, this sounds fun!

08.03.2025 15:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh wow, that game was really something incredible.

The Shacknews Zombie Horde days were some of my most memorable gaming moments.

06.03.2025 14:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There's a shopping area in Amsterdam North that after it closes, it plays music from Efteling (a theme park, like a Dutch Disney) to keep teens from loitering.

I mostly feel for the single pizza delivery place that is open past those normal hours so they have to listen to it every single night.

02.03.2025 19:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

haha I love observations like this. I have a "If I'm listening to Control by Pedro the Lion a lot, I'm probably not in a good place" rule

26.02.2025 17:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh! I somehow missed this was coming out! I was just craving another book in that series after coming across one of my highlighted passages from the first one. This is great news.

25.02.2025 13:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yup! Bit more hidden than it used to be but support.github.com/contact/bug-... I think should get you where you're going.

support.github.com/request is the more general area that loads the various forms.

21.02.2025 10:05 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

boo! but also saves me scrambling to get samples hahah

22.01.2025 19:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Every picture I see from it is just stunning. Excellent work! Can't wait to see it in person.

Also: what handles you got on them cabinets? (literally comparing two samples this morning for my new kitchen)

22.01.2025 07:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

oh hai!

22.01.2025 07:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hell yeah. Is it weird that I needed to see something like this today? I appreciate you posting it. <3

21.01.2025 13:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Gonna have a hard time not calling La Chouffe "Papa Smurf" from now on.

11.01.2025 22:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My "favorite" version of this is when I was forced to stream the Dutch version of Everything Everywhere.. they went out of their way to erase all of the English subtitles for the Chinese scenes and even the silent rock scene. So if you turn off Dutch subs, you're left with nothing in those scenes.

24.12.2024 10:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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