TheGeoffinitiveEdition

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Playing No, I'm Not a Human tonight at 6! @mjhuntsgood.bsky.social will be commentating/laughing at me being scared!! Don't miss it!

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"aughtism": a joke that's only funny at the turn of the millennium

I'm so ready for the "Oops, All Boulders" edition of rando

I want it (I don't want it!)

Who's Oblivion Isathand?

I'm American and this country is spinning the drain. I'll give you anything, metric system, Celsius, but don't take away my MMDDYYYY!!

And now the question is simply "Why, Neil? Why?"

Mad Maze Maul at 150 decibels

wooden sign in front of shrubbery that says "YOU ARE NOW ENTERING A STRESS FREE ZONE" with a secondary smaller sign in the bottom left that reads "ENFORCED BY SNIPER"

I spent a full minute staring at this cup wondering how it could possibly hold a gallon of coffee... 🤦

I'm sorry, how is it brand confusion?? If there are swords in it then it's one thing, if there are space people in it it's the other thing. Honestly I like seeing both!

Was watching without audio, just watched again with it. Hysterical, I have absolutely been there

Bruh I know you know you gotta make Chunky's face here!! Lol

I wake up in the morning. I sit at my computer. The internet screams at me that the world is on fire. I am overwhelmed by the deluge of bad news and faceplant in front of the computer.

I would like this comic I drew in 2017 to stop being relevant pleeeaaaaase

I got super lucky!! Which is great because like ten packs before this were all commons!

Someone wanna explain this?! #pokemontcg #pokemon #pokemontcgpocket

Welp, time to drop DK64 and go to flight school

the "esc" key on a keyboard is a holdover from early-'90s personal computers. on some models it would dispense a can of escargot out of one of the unused drive bays. they put it in the corner so you wouldn't press it by accident because you only got three of them. i pushed it once and got grounded

Woman with Chicago skyline in her hair holding a revolver and smoking a cigarette I didn't say it made sense I said it was awesome

"You know, I'm actually glad I missed it. Everyone says the end of the world was, overall, kind of a shit show."

THE TRUTH THE DEAD KNOW

Zan Anderson by @hebkid-art.bsky.social

"Sir, this is a recipe for hot chocolate---"

“Cooking with fresh groceries is cheap” uhhh do you have any idea how much it costs to get four ubers to bring me four tomatoes? And that’s only one ingredient

very ironic that it's called house of leaves but they stay in the house, this is referred to by academics as an "unreliable narrator"

How do you get a security clearance if every employer requires you to already have one and they refuse to sponsor anyone?

increasingly unclear what the point of Prime is now that the shows all have commercials and shipping has gone from 2-day to "idk maybe next week"