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Dale Dymkoski

@daled33.bsky.social

Comedian - Fitness Expert - Political Opinion Haver - Eu Amo Brasil πŸ‡§πŸ‡· - TikTok @daled333

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Some pre-Fringe press:

voyagela.com/interview/me...

27.05.2025 02:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Tickets for my Hollywood Fringe Festival shows on sale today! LA friends, get your tickets now, then snooze me so I don't clog your feed.

www.hollywoodfringe.org/projects/119...

Feminist Ass Man is a comedy and variety show (I play song) about a Gen X'er's struggle with identity labels.

01.05.2025 16:15 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Special sneak peak. #standupcomedy

26.04.2025 16:25 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Dale Dymkoski’s comedy special comes to the Bijou this Saturday | The Monroe Sun Masuk alumn Dale Dymkoski's standup comedy special is coming to the Bijou Theatre in Bridgeport this Saturday, March 22, at 7 p.m. Seats are still available. For tickets to the show, click here. "It’s...

Saturday at the Bijou Theatre CT! themonroesun.com/dale-dymkosk...

19.03.2025 16:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I’ll be at Eddie Owens Presents at the Red Clay Foundry in Duluth, GA Friday 8pm! eddieowenpresents.freshtix.com/events/march25

05.03.2025 16:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Told this joke 6 years ago but couldn’t be more relevant today with the Texas measles outbreak.

27.02.2025 15:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just scrolled the entire homepages of @nytimes and @washingtonpost in search of the story about the Idaho woman being dragged out of the town hall. Nothing.

Editors, you should be deeply ashamed.

24.02.2025 15:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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#duet with @alik2381 #idaho MEN STAND UP FOR WOMEN #foryourpage #fy #foryoupageofficiall #foru #foryoupage #fypage #fypγ‚· #forupage #foruyou #trump #idaho #women #womensrights TikTok video by DaleD33

What happened is Idaho is vile and disgusting and it’s just the beginning. I’ve been saying this is where we are headed. Men, stand up for women!

www.tiktok.com/t/ZT25WTbXN/

24.02.2025 15:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Such a Grade A ASSHOLE.

21.02.2025 23:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Seal is found wandering streets of New Haven, becomes local celebrity Spotted five miles from the water, the pup was taken to an aquarium for rehab and eventual release.

He was on his way to Pepe’s for a white clam pizza. www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/20...

20.02.2025 17:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Outrageous. But of course.

20.02.2025 15:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Woww

20.02.2025 15:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you, Jasmine, for saying what we Californians know very well.

20.02.2025 15:26 β€” πŸ‘ 35    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Connecticut, help me sell this thing out! Bridgeport March 22nd 7 & 9pm. Tickets: linktr.ee/daled33

19.02.2025 17:21 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Watching the new American Manhunt documentary and realized Donald Trump and OJ Simpson are kindred spirits. Malignant narcissist sociopaths who ruined people’s lives rather than admit they lost. #Netflix

19.02.2025 02:54 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Donate to Support the Comedy Special in Bridgeport, organized by Dale Dymkoski Ten years into standup comedy feels like the right time to memorialize some jok… Dale Dymkoski needs your support for Support the Comedy Special in Bridgeport

I hate this part but this is how independent artists roll these days. Please chip in if you feel so compelled. gofund.me/8f2b94a6

12.02.2025 15:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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More of this, America.

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Always remember Elon Musk is a product and beneficiary of apartheid South Africa.

06.02.2025 14:05 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That’s their m.o. for sure

05.02.2025 16:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Comedian Dale Dymkoski returns to his roots with a show this March | The Monroe Sun Dale Dymkoski was an introverted kid, who was self-conscious about his hearing aids, while growing up in Monroe, but went on to be a good student, as well as a star athlete in football and baseball, w...

Come see me in Bridgeport, CT at the Bijou Theatre March 22. themonroesun.com/comedian-dal...

04.02.2025 14:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No one is fighting harder than you, Marc! Thanks for what you do! πŸ’™πŸ™πŸΌ

02.02.2025 11:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Eu amo Rio ❀️ πŸ‡§πŸ‡·

01.02.2025 22:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Eu ❀️ Rio de Janeiro! πŸ‡§πŸ‡·

01.02.2025 03:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Corrupt Supreme Court responsible for the fall of the republic. #foryoupage #foryourpage #fy #foryo #foryourpages #democrats #democrat #politicaltiktok #news #supremecourt #clarencethomas ##samuelalit... TikTok video by DaleD33

More accurately: Supreme Court. They deliberately dragged their feet on the immunity ruling. They are more to blame than Merrick Garland. That’s too simplistic. (Specifically, Roberts, Thomas and Alito). www.tiktok.com/t/ZT2jDbygB/

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Made a TikTok saying exactly what I said here. It got taken down and comm guidelines violation for β€œmisinformation”

β€œDems need to be asking WWTD
Example: β€œTrump’s incompetence, defunding and attacking federal oversight agencies directly responsible for deadly mid-air crash in DC. Everyone knows.”

30.01.2025 21:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I left the country January 19th. Say what you want about me but I have SUCH good timing. πŸ‡§πŸ‡·

30.01.2025 18:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We should ABSOLUTELY use the Trump playbook. Draw conclusions before the evidence comes in, when something looks bad make it sound worse.

Example: β€œTrump’s incompetence, defunding and attacking federal oversight agencies directly responsible for deadly mid-air crash in DC. Everyone knows.”

30.01.2025 13:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

1000%

30.01.2025 13:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Go fuck yourself loser troll

30.01.2025 11:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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