Zippo Bibrok

If you're old enough to remember the NES, "blow on it" is a not too distant second, at least in the hardware realm.

Definitely has shades of Bloody Stupid Johnson.

I guess I should probably talk to my therapist about it.

To be fair, my day to day life is pretty hard because of things like executive dysfunction, distractions, and my absolutely pathological disdain for chores of any type.

Is it internalized ableism? I have a hard time giving myself any kind of grace for the difficulties I have due to being ADHD. At this point, I'm starting to feel like two neurodivergences in a trenchcoat as opposed to a real person.

So i've taken four autism tests in the last few weeks. Each one scored me as some variation of "almost certainly autistic". I've already been diagnosed with ADHD, and I'm really struggling with the idea that I'm probably autistic too.

Watching someone you love suffer and not being able to help is a hard thing to manage. Wishing you both peace.

The "these edibles ain't shit" to "i'm in trouble" pipeline is short and unforgiving

Fwiw I've seen Blade Runner many times, but it was not on the first, or even fifth, that I realized Rachael failed the V-K test by not being sufficiently repulsed by a meal of boiled dog.

An old friend posted a video and a couple of pictures at a pig cafe in Japan, and my first thought was, "so is this like a choose your own lobster situation or what?"

Y'all, I STG I am so bad at life I would fail the Voight-Kampff test.

On this #420day, we celebrate the 52nd anniversary of performers “Gail & Dale” singing the hit, “One Toke Over the Line,” on Lawrence Welk.

Neither had an idea the song was about pot, and Welk thought the song was a “modern spiritual.”

This is bananas, y'all. An unbroken line 4.2 billion years long.

What you call a "managed lifestyle" I call "accommodations for ADHD". Anything I can automate, farm out, or otherwise remove from my table, gives me more executive function to apply to things I can't, like work and parenting.

My ridiculous human problem of the day: this wheel of brie is so large I can't figure out how to eat it

Sick Spaceship Earth tee.

Glad to see you wearing a mask.

I enjoy most of it. I could do with less screen real estate, fewer touch sensitive controls, and less body roll in turns. I love the comfort, storage capacity, and zip. All in all, better than average and I'm satisfied.

I got the Ioniq 6 partly because you like your 5 so much.

Disaster

How much do y'all tip a doordasher? Do you base it on price of meal, distance, weather?