Eric

They're threatening us with a good time, I guess?

Morticia Addams is fucking metal. That is all.

The perfect image. It's him. His entire being. One image.

Helpless.

Useless.

The cause with no ability to affect.

Oversized tie and overdone hair.

Behold: Trump!

jfc...

Sad, but that’s the reality in the U.S.

Jury finds D.C. ‘sandwich guy’ not guilty of assaulting officer Sean C. Dunn admitted he flung the hoagie at a federal agent. His attorneys called it a “harmless gesture” of protest as Trump commandeered D.C. police.

NOT GUILTY!!!

www.washingtonpost.com/dc-md-va/202...

Wrote these parody characters for Zombicide in 2019. Not sure I could do the Trump one in such a neutral tone today. Not because I despise that orange shitgibbon, but because the man is an absolute mockery of himself.

What the actual shit... 🤣

Absolutely.

A four frame comic about Captain Torture. The first frame shows the sign "BREAKING NEWS" and the drawing of a man, with the words "CAPTAIN TORTURES PASSES AWAY" near him. The second frame shows a journalist holding a mic, as she says "A controversial and divisive figure, Captain torture will be remembered for his key role in history." The News title is "Mourning day for Captain-". The third frame shows three posts on social media. The first one is by a man called Paul James @Paulitician. He writes: "I didn't always agree with Captain Torture but he sure was a man who believed in something." The second post by James Paul @Avegetable reads: "I pay my respects to Captain Torture and his family. His heart was in the right place- with our country." The third post is by SonicVomit @SonicBleh , and reads "HE TORTURED PEOPLE". The fourth frame shows an interview on TV. An angry man on the right is saying: "Let me tell you something, Jen. I think it's SICK to celebrate Captain Torture's death. These people should be LOCKED UP, and also tortured-". The news below says: "Every president on earth pays homage-".

Captain Torture

"Ow, my face! The leopard never said it would do this to me!"

This is already you, John. Everyone can see it.

Cuomo Makes 11th-Hour Pass At Female New Yorkers

Cuomo Makes 11th-Hour Pass At Female New Yorkers

Zohran, Tish James and Brad Lander lead a procession of hundreds walking across the Brooklyn Bridge at dawn.

Tish James, Brad Lander, Tony Simone and Rita Joseph wait for the march on the bridge.

Zohran at a packed press conference outside city hall, Tish James and others raising their hands in the air.

Early this morning, our city still plunged into darkness, I set off to walk the Brooklyn Bridge.

As the sun came up, we were joined by canvassers, labor leaders, elected officials, and working people — a movement to bring a new day to our city.

Tomorrow, we win it together.

@dawnfire.bsky.social needs a cat. 🤣

Just the one day? A speedrun then? 😂

If Fox Propaganda had existed in 1974, Richard Nixon would never have had to resign.

When a poodle is bitten by a radioactive congressman, you get Mike Johnson.

Reclusive oligarch Tim Mellon just gave $130 million, supposedly to pay the troops during the shutdown. Weird, huh? We should also note that his father Paul’s name appears in the Epstein files (with trafficking victims only referred to by their gender) and that his bank Mellon BNY was recently sued

Next up: aviators, a military cap, epaulettes, and a rack of medals plastered across his chest.

“America is the wealthiest nation on Earth, but its people are mainly poor, and poor Americans are urged to hate themselves. To quote the American humorist Kin Hubbard, 'It ain’t no disgrace to be poor, but it might as well be.' It is in fact a crime for an American to be poor, even though America is a nation of poor. Every other nation has folk traditions of men who were poor but extremely wise and virtuous, and therefore more estimable than anyone with power and gold. No such tales are told by the American poor. They mock themselves and glorify their betters. The meanest eating or drinking establishment, owned by a man who is himself poor, is very likely to have a sign on its wall asking this cruel question: 'if you’re so smart, why ain’t you rich?' There will also be an American flag no larger than a child’s hand – glued to a lollipop stick and flying from the cash register. Americans, like human beings everywhere, believe many things that are obviously untrue. Their most destructive untruth is that it is very easy for any American to make money. They will not acknowledge how in fact hard money is to come by, and, therefore, those who have no money blame and blame and blame themselves. This inward blame has been a treasure for the rich and powerful, who have had to do less for their poor, publicly and privately, than any other ruling class since, say Napoleonic times. Many novelties have come from America. The most startling of these, a thing without precedent, is a mass of undignified poor. They do not love one another because they do not love themselves.”

reading slaughterhouse 5 for the first time and i was absolutely knocked senseless by this passage, which is so true and relevant that it feels like it was pulled from a history book

This right here. Although, we're about to see what happens when it goes unpaid.