Anthony John Agnello

You know, I've been wanting to replay the whole series for a while now. That would have been an amazing 4, which is tied with Lost Legacy as my favorite. It's been almost ten years since I played it... might be time.

I just got double jump in Metroid Prime 4 after hours of linear funneling through a jungle and a bunch of Matrix factory towers.

Usually double jump is exciting in Prime. Now I can go to all those places I couldn't reach! Only here that never happened.

Shut up, says Prime 4. They're psychic.

Metroid Prime 4 is the Star Trek Into Darkness of Metroid games.

No see hipsters do it as a choice, not because their belt buckle fell apart and they refuse to buy a belt until they find the perfect belt.

... shit.

I'm allergic!

Solid black silk. It's like my pants play trombone for a ska band.

The situation is evolving.

I've been wearing a necktie as a belt for four days straight. AMA.

It's fucked up that I can literally hear it in my head.

"Id Icaurs/Flew too close to my love/Again again again/And ego wax burrrrrrnnnnnnnnnns"

This is a good PSA for anyone playing Metroid Prime 4 and feeling a little disappointed by it: you can fire up your 3DS and try a legitimately horrible Metroid if you want to!

Change a letter, ruin a game:

Id Icarus (NES)

Because I refuse modernity at every level, I'm waiting for a cartridge to arrive a couple of days from now. I'm basking in the warm glow of everyone having this revelatory moment.

I just realized that Hesgeth absolutely, positively can't grow a beard.

Hey buy these. There are liner notes from cool guys like me and @jparish.bsky.social.

I named my fists Sonic and Knuckles because they have lock on technology.

And DeviantArt search results for them are profoundly disturbing.

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Game is out now on Nintendo Switch & Switch 2 (no upgrade paths)

Farewell, burgers and soda. We never needed you at all.

Consumers generally do not care about what a former Square Enix exec whose most recent project was a Silent Hill adventure that was abandoned for being wildly unpopular thinks.

Fans, clutching their 360 copy of the Orange Box.

Have we considered that Metroid Prime 4 might be a Gremlins 2 situation? Like maybe the near-decade development team went towards making a glorious parody of the very idea of needing more Metroid Prime? MAYBE THERE'S A BRAINY METROID.

I also badly want to play Other M 2.

a man wearing sunglasses and gloves is standing on a rocky hillside ALT: a man wearing sunglasses and gloves is standing on a rocky hillside

The answer to @restart.run's question of who you'd bring to Friendsgiving?

It's Ignis. You know it's Ignis. Everyone knows it's Ignis.

He. Has. A. New. Recipe. www.restart.run/articles/res...

I'm glad it took 8 years for the dev team making Metroid Prime 4 to decide that, hey, maybe the shitty friends approach in Metroid Prime 3 was a good idea after all!

Here comes that Beyond Good & Evil 2 release date.

This kid is keeping a proud tradition alive.

Y'all know who the insufferable queen bee at this salon is, right?

He doesn’t go to a salon, dude, Flea does that shit in house.

Fucking *awesome*.