Kramer!

Mission. Goddamned. Accomplished.

There's a cybertruck in our neighborhood that some asshole has felt compelled to wrap in bright bubblegum pink. It kinda looks like a Barbie toy, but Barbie toys are better designed and built with more quality control. Cybertrucks continue to be the easiest way to uncover your local idiot

I am completely obsessed with NEVER ENOUGH from Turnstile. Like The Replacements, Husker Du/Bob Mould and many others before them, it’s the album that marks a move from from spiky youthful intensity to something bigger and better. Here for the journey, can’t wait to see them again in the fall.

The irony is not lost on me that I have spent close to $5k on a high end gaming PC in order to play a Sega Genesis ninja game.

Don’t forget about all the colloidal silver and spaghetti buckets!

Same. Best time this happened was in Sun Studio in Memphis

Toss up between The Hold Steady and/or Drive-By Truckers

Hell yeah!

a cartoon of a man in a blue superhero costume holding a foam cannon . ALT: a cartoon of a man in a blue superhero costume holding a foam cannon .

Announcing that after 30+ years I am unlaunching my career in PR and going back to Game Counseling in order to match community expectations. Please direct all questions about Mega Man 6, Breath of Fire 2 and/or Demon’s Crest to this account. Coming out of PR Beta in ‘95 was a mistake on my part sry

Finally put my money where my... eyes are?... and re-subscribed to Game Informer. Excited to get an actual physical magazine in my mailbox again, it's been quite some time.

Very specific, incredibly accurate takedown

Oh my lord I hope this is a true story

I would normally cheers this but I’ve had that beer

Gnashes teeth in frustration

Once again I am asking all you people to be more like GWAR

I’ve got my phone set so that numbers not in my contacts list go straight to voicemail without even ringing.

Supes and Lobo have definitely been skipping leg day here. Also, what’s up with Big Bkue’s stretchy taffy midsection? Has he been hitting Ralph’s Gingold?

Only in my dreams

Saw the Superman, got a pin

Fun Silver Age tone, didn’t take itself too seriously

Having a good laugh imagining someone trying to explain elections to Wata

I hate this news

😬

I have this same feeling whenever someone tries to engage me in discourse about Real Housewives

Hahahhhhh *dies*

Oh no Limp Bizkit has aged better into the 21st Century than anyone would have predicted #breakstuff

The core of the next Hold Steady album

I was catching up on the Marathon delay news, and this quote by Herman Hulst perfectly sums up why these games aren't for me anymore.

Every single time all they talk about is analytics, test groups, engagement and research data. The word "Fun" is never used in any of those interviews.