Ryan

One of the best books I’ve ever read. I was bawling at the end. So glad I decided to embark on the journey that is the Stormlight Archives.

Way of Kings down, already started Words of Radiance.

This motherfucker

Relaxing Tea Better Fucking Work

Relaxing Tea Better Fucking Work
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Didn’t think Kojima would be able to top Shinzo Abe but he’s really cooking with DS2

:D

Totally

Game Changer? I hardly know ‘er!

Can't believe Adrien Brody reprised his infamous SNL rasta man character for his Oscar's acceptance speech

I’m a bitch, I’m a lover, I’m a child, I’m a mother, I’m a sinner, I’m a saint, and a secret seventh thing.

Snake protecting a blue, white and pink flower from a shoe trying to crush it, with the text PROTECT TRANS KIDS

Oh hey it’s the year of the snake! Here’s a drawing of a snake I made.

incredible things are happening on the federal employee subreddit

i’m losing my shit at this

A small, brown dog curled up asleep on my bed looking like a sweet angel. I love her so much.

look at this idiot

Call log showing multiple calls from the dept of justice

Sergeant Gonell @sergeantaqgo.bsky.social sent me this picture. This is his call log. Each call is an automated Dept of "Justice" notification saying "The defendant you testified against is being released from the dept of corrections."
Each defendant assaulted him.

they just keep coming

but why do the fascists have to be so cringe?

Subtle!

A cartoon of a kid looking at a little free library, someone is throwing a book into the composting bin, when clearly the book is just trash and should go in the correct bin). Text reads can I ban books from my front yard little free library

This is like every NYT oped happening at once

Morrison and Quitely speaking for us all.

It would be hilarious if a Bluesky+ badge is just a verification check

A picture of the Cannon rotunda. There is a large group of Jewish Voice for Peace protesters in black shirts holding signs that say things like "Let Gaza live" "ceasefire" "Philly Jews say Never Again Is Now" "Mourn the dead and fight like hell for the living." They fill the middle of the rotunda, many are sitting down. There are folks on the edges in yellow vests who I believe are law enforcement but may be marshals/observers/press? My eyes aren't that great.

Interrupting the current farce in the House are Jewish Voice for Peace activists staging a protest to demand a ceasefire in the Cannon House Office Building rotunda.

(Photo from CNBC reporters on scene)

And don’t forget to spay and neuter your pets

Bob Barker paid the Ferryman on the River Styx because the price was right. Rest in power, king.

nothing is more fucked than killing a mosquito who just bit you and seeing your own blood get splattered

Screenshot from “Planet of the Bass” music video featuring Ms. Biljana Electronica with lyrics subtitled below reading “How does it mean?”. Biljana is wearing a futuristic silver jumpsuit with matching eye shadow and is all around just serving absolute alien cunt.

Screenshot from “Planet of the Bass” music video featuring Ms. Biljana Electronica posed in an homage to religious imagery with a headpiece that resembles a halo and blue robes.

I would go to war for her

I changed my name to Ms. Biljana Electronica stan account on X and now I’m locked out

Just started a new job I’m dedicating a solid chunk of my higher paycheck to buying fancy lad clothes for the renaissance faire this October.

An unfinished stylized doodle of Tim Robinson from the show I Think You Should Leave

“My life is nothing I thought it should be and everything I was worried it would become because for 50 seconds, I thought there was monsters on the world.”