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@jayphoenix.bsky.social

Phoenix, Georgist/Geolibertarian, Lib Dem, Network Engineer Pfp by alridpath.bsky.social Banner by plive.bsky.social

255 Followers  |  414 Following  |  359 Posts  |  Joined: 08.09.2023  |  1.575

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thank goodness it's finally Meat Day

09.02.2026 19:07 β€” πŸ‘ 4180    πŸ” 1949    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 52

always remember

09.02.2026 15:37 β€” πŸ‘ 680    πŸ” 237    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 2
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The Elmer Fudd porn parody was filmed here

09.02.2026 17:16 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Here she is, happy as can be squishing her face, on her trip back from the vet's.

09.02.2026 16:07 β€” πŸ‘ 45    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
red ed redemption (starring ed miliband)

red ed redemption (starring ed miliband)

LFG

09.02.2026 14:38 β€” πŸ‘ 135    πŸ” 34    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

I think it's impossible to deny the results could have been better, given that, despite a landslide in seats, they lost their culture secretary, and almost their health secretary too.

09.02.2026 11:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Concerned crow with text "I care about you so dont explode or anything"

Concerned crow with text "I care about you so dont explode or anything"

09.02.2026 08:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1044    πŸ” 393    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 9
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Finished another brigand

Also got a light box for taking pictures

#warhammer #oldworld

08.02.2026 12:22 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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peer into the void of my soul /pos

07.02.2026 21:45 β€” πŸ‘ 597    πŸ” 201    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 2
The picture is a birb with the text 
A "gamer"
A "gamer" partaking in a act of intellectual stimulation known as gaming

The picture is a birb with the text A "gamer" A "gamer" partaking in a act of intellectual stimulation known as gaming

06.02.2026 01:26 β€” πŸ‘ 3854    πŸ” 1277    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 13
A meme of a saltmarsh with a curlew and the caption YOU JUST GOT SALTMARSHED!!! SEND TO A FRIEND TO SALTMARSH THEM. From the RSPB instagram account.

A meme of a saltmarsh with a curlew and the caption YOU JUST GOT SALTMARSHED!!! SEND TO A FRIEND TO SALTMARSH THEM. From the RSPB instagram account.

GET SALTMARSHED IDIOT πŸ§‚

16.06.2025 04:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1874    πŸ” 741    πŸ’¬ 22    πŸ“Œ 19

I'm not proud of making this but also I very much am

06.02.2026 01:09 β€” πŸ‘ 73    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
Trove Of Emails About Pedophilia Reignites Nation’s Love Of Reading

Trove Of Emails About Pedophilia Reignites Nation’s Love Of Reading

Trove Of Emails About Pedophilia Reignites Nation’s Love Of Reading https://theonion.com/trove-of-emails-about-pedophilia-reignites-nations-love-of-reading/

05.02.2026 21:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1813    πŸ” 297    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 13

Good news everyone, Michael Tracey has carefully reviewed the evidence and concluded that Ghislaine Maxwell did nothing wrong.

The case against Maxwell may have convinced a jury of her peers, but not the genius who thought a NATO attack on Russia was imminent because he saw a Humvee in Poland.

05.02.2026 16:43 β€” πŸ‘ 183    πŸ” 32    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 3
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🦭🦭🦭🦭

03.02.2026 18:10 β€” πŸ‘ 3773    πŸ” 1357    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 5
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there have been many, many more egregious and awful bans on this website but this is perhaps the stupidest just from like, a business perspective

04.02.2026 16:07 β€” πŸ‘ 2743    πŸ” 706    πŸ’¬ 25    πŸ“Œ 7

Screeching and clapping my hands in delight like a trained seal

03.02.2026 10:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2109    πŸ” 384    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1
Screenshot from "Tortoise Wins by a Hare," a 1943 Bugs Bunny cartoon. It's a newspaper front page, banner headline: 
HARE RACES TORTOISE TODAY
Further down the page, near the fold, is a much smaller headline:
ADOLPH HITLER COMMITS SUICIDE

Screenshot from "Tortoise Wins by a Hare," a 1943 Bugs Bunny cartoon. It's a newspaper front page, banner headline: HARE RACES TORTOISE TODAY Further down the page, near the fold, is a much smaller headline: ADOLPH HITLER COMMITS SUICIDE

One of my favorite jokes of all time is "Adolph Hitler Commits Suicide" being a tiny headline under the banner story about a hare-vs-tortoise race ... in 1943, two years before Hitler committed suicide. He was alive and well when the Warner Bros. cartoonists made this joke.

02.02.2026 17:04 β€” πŸ‘ 5315    πŸ” 1546    πŸ’¬ 40    πŸ“Œ 47
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Finished the first brigand - Kitbashed out of a cities of sigmar and men at arms kit

#warhammer #oldworld

02.02.2026 22:55 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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For every retweet I will make Zuckerberg’s creep glasses 5% thicker

01.02.2026 16:46 β€” πŸ‘ 839    πŸ” 501    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 24
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this is one of my favorite pictures lately

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look at him go ✨

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RFK Jr. Demonstrates How To Remove Tapeworm By Scooting Ass Across Carpet

RFK Jr. Demonstrates How To Remove Tapeworm By Scooting Ass Across Carpet

RFK Jr. Demonstrates How To Remove Tapeworm By Scooting Ass Across Carpet https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-demonstrates-how-to-remove-tapeworm-by-scooting-ass-across-carpet/

30.01.2026 20:30 β€” πŸ‘ 7030    πŸ” 1476    πŸ’¬ 157    πŸ“Œ 89

I absolutely love pork pies, Cornish pasties, things like that. Eton mess is kinda great too ngl.

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29.01.2026 19:54 β€” πŸ‘ 6997    πŸ” 2469    πŸ’¬ 45    πŸ“Œ 12

Aside from the genAI and other dubious shit going on here

Fuck those SAG actors

Standing up to genAI only when it affects them, but not when it affects other artists is piss poor behavior

29.01.2026 18:34 β€” πŸ‘ 61    πŸ” 20    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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