Samwise

Ugh that is so annoying

gonna go bleed out in the middle of the street anyone want anything

The only way to for the public to see complete Epstein files is to leak it. Do it. Now. Anything else is complicit.

men will literally call themselves "rogue leader" instead of going to therapy

Yesterday, a Republican tried to give me holy water and Trump perfume because I’m “demonic.”

Extremely normal stuff coming from an extremely normal party.

Cheryl Hines should narrate American Canto

The Salvation Army are a hate group. Do not forget that this winter.

Had a nightmare about some stuff last night and woke up hyperventilating. Fell back asleep and had a wonderful dream about eating Chinese takeout. So I know what I’m having for lunch!

[somberly] lol

Wow

Any idea when in the show's run this poll was conducted?

But hey the good news is I got to learn a legal term I had never encountered before: “promissory estoppel”

I think this is a good thing

Morning.

i have listened to the megyn kelly interview in which she downplays the statutory rape of teenagers and it is my opinion that she should be tried by a jury of her peers and sentenced to death by the state, which should be carried out in a humane manner

my husband couldn’t remember the name ‘geek squad’ so he called it ‘the nerd store’ followed by a frustrated ‘you know what i’m referring to! the virgin store!’

That cup is so sick

I got some a few weeks back and I swear they taste better than standard PBR

ATTN: if you’re on the sandwich guy jury, my Signal is in my bio. I’d love to talk after the trial. I’ll keep you anonymous. Please share widely.

it's time for journos to start asking Johnson meta questions

"Speaker, on 5 occasions last week you said 'I haven't seen it' when asked about news events w/big implications for public policy. Do you ever read the news, and do you agree it's problematic for the Speaker to be so woefully uninformed?"

I love that the vampires in Sinners are like, "woah, we're undead incarnations of evil, but sir I am offended you would even suggest we're klan. We might be evil but we're not THAT evil."

a cartoon character with glasses and a scarf is saying i love it ALT: a cartoon character with glasses and a scarf is saying i love it

And if there's no DXM in the cough syrup... I don't swallow.

Haha yes sickos meme

Watching a line of cars back up because streets are closed to traffic for Halloween 🎃

Fascism would be okay if *I* was in charge

Dammit, Daniels had one job...

Is Tales From the Borderlands good?? I wrote it off completely

Oh brother... Same

Shit you're making some good points