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This is like the social equivalent of becoming accidentally becoming important at work

SOB dipped below 47!!

I’ll have you know this post has given me the dilemma of food I want, I was thinking Taco Bell but now the shake and fries looks oh so good

I really really hate how the r-slur has made a comeback to being like, acceptable to say.

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The institutional Democratic Party is guided by an almost pathological level of conflict avoidance in almost every direction. “What can we do to make the least number of people mad?” is just a bankrupt way to operate.

american domestic and foreign policy turning a big dial that says "sideshow bob walking into rakes" on it and constantly looking back at the audience for disapproval like a contestant on the price is right

Calling it now, I think tech jacket is not a man as they are in the comics, but a woman or maybe even nonbinary

Women are my favorite guy

don’t forget, tomorrow is the day a wretched little time goblin violently robs you of an hour of sleep

Succubus Sword

I’ve forgotten my headphones, I fear sleep will be elusive

Frick I just realized why I’ve had a slight headache all day, this bozo didn’t properly water himself

It’s the shiny head isn’t it? I bet it’s the shiny head

Old tumblr post showcasing a screenshot of a snorlax in a cowboy hat with sheriff’s badge on in a town during dusk hours

Seems like it might need therapy, turning over a new leaf can be hard

What if you could get one that made like a bird call

Great news, you’ve collected enough plastics in your body to start forming an exoskeleton. The universe will always bend toward crab.

Eleanor and Rigby do have the sweetest and most stable relationship the entirety of regular show, unless you count muscle man and high five ghost

Current pop country music captures the movement of the right. Hardly any singing about poverty, relationships, or making one’s way in a tough world, but countless songs that go like “I don’t give a fuck if you hate my fifty thousand dollar truck.” No one even knew about your truck bro, relax

a robot with a smiley face on his face ALT: a robot with a smiley face on his face

You know when I made this account even a week ago I didn’t think we’d get something so overtly NAZI day 1, but there goes Elon

There is a small danger when I have many tabs open, sometimes I lose a tab for a moment. That’s when I open I new window

Looking at a house on zillow and think hey pretty nice, but then it’s literally in the middle of suburbia. I hate how this country is built

Aaaannd just like that tiktok is back. I hope it remains itself, but I fear it will be corrupted

HAN SOLO: Luke says the Jedi Temple's on fire

HAN SOLO: do you think it was...

PRINCESS LEIA: yes. arson

TikTok isn't just silly dances and cat videos btw. It's also some of the funniest collaborations humans have done with one building upon another on a silly meme and then getting infinitely more ridiculous as time goes on