they should make an insomnia I can shoot with a gun

If league added a button that electrocuted all of your teammates in real life for literally no benefit it would take less than a week for someone to get flamed for not using it optimally

dude the current american mahjong meta sucks so fucking bad i hate how bricky the decks are but if you don't play them you just fuckin lose to orc yaku quickrush like i never thought i'd say this but i miss tenpai format so bad man

🌎 Carolina wren (Thryothorus ludovicianus) The Carolina wren is a small, chunky bird with reddish-brown upperparts, warm buffy-orange underparts, and a distinct white eyebrow stripe. Its long tail is often cocked upwards. It's widely distributed across the eastern half of the United States, southern Ontario, and northeastern Mexico, typically inhabiting brushy woodlands, swamps, and suburban areas. Known for its loud, rolling "tea-kettle, tea-kettle" song, the Carolina wren is active and inquisitive, constantly foraging for insects and spiders in dense vegetation, often on or near the ground. Pairs are monogamous, staying together year-round to defend their territory. 2.5 Flash (Edited) Seven subspecies are recognised. Conservation status: Least Concern (IUCN 3.1) 📷: Photo by Trek_Jason via Pixabay https://pixabay.com/photos/wren-twisted-branch-bird-common-9532438/ APIY

🌎 Carolina wren (Thryothorus ludovicianus) #NorthAmericanBirds #CentralAmericanBirds | #CarolinaWren #ThryothorusLudovicianus | #Wrens #NewWorldWrens #WrenFamily #PerchingBirds 📷: Photo by Trek_Jason🦜 #birdsoftheworld #birds

Spoink, the Pokémon

I love Spoink so much. I love this stupid little asshole.

naked boobies

Three giant moths with glowing eyes approaching a human holding a flashlight. The moon rises behind them. A guy named Ted safely rides an ATV away from them. The text reads: Ted wasn't sure how he ended up at the Visiting of the moths, but he was sure glad he wore the proper gear: gloves, goggles, boots, long-sleeve shirt, pants and a helmet.

The bit.

the fact most reports are leaving out that he was killed protecting his husband during a homophobic hate crime where his dead dog's skull was placed in their mailbox as a threat is leaving some important details out i think

if i ever interacted with you and it was awkward just know i’m sorry and painfully aware that sometimes i come off like a person who is having the first conversation of their life

if you care about trans people, do not watch the new jk rowling show. don’t even hate watch it or you will be funding this new intentionally transphobic organization. we cannot allow hateful people take away more of our rights

can you believe it guys? switch 2. just a week away. switch 2 is in a week! wahoo! i am so happy about this information. switch 2 just a week away. oh wow. can you believe it? switch 2. just in a week. it got here so fast.

ven mo?

@wrenandten.bsky.social

i literally tried to stop him

I saw Gavin Newsom load a homeless family into a Waymo and shout, “the ocean please” into the steering wheel and then slap the back of it to send it off like a horse.

a major issue with video games is that they produce a bunch of people who consider themselves brain geniuses for solving problems that were designed to be solvable. as a remedy, we should be making more games that are actively and irreconcilably hostile to the player. thank you

i hear this from every third person about Jack Stauber

Third annual Mira bellwether buy a trans woman a pizza day (or other food of her choice) Monday march 31st. Honor Mira bellwether’s birthday. treat a trans woman. Ask what she’d like. Order or send cash. Celebrate! Plz share and tell yr friends

It’s that time again; 3rd annual Mira Bellwether Buy A Trans Woman A Pizza Day is Monday, March 31st.

Mario on Time magazine and Luigi Mangione on People. The Mario Brothers!

Finally reunited

@davedittell if you fuck up a meal just call it Chicago style and serve it anyway

I want a shrimp who will fry for no one else. When I’m away he leaves his rice up on the shelf

i want a nostril piercing that lets me plug my nose and blow it like a whistle

Sitting on the couch at 4am sucking an unlit turkish gold while my friend tells me the only reason he hasn't made a female tulpa of himself is he couldn't stomach bringing another being into his body's torment.

outside trying to read and someone is buzzing a drone overhead; it moved so grossly through the air, it sounds like a shitty lawnmower, i want to blast it from the sky with my mind

they just tried to take a bad photo of Luigi but he raised his fist and an owl landed on it and there was a bolt of lightning behind him

Neurodivergently not contacting friends because the available channels they're reachable in aren't Established as A Place Where I Talk To Them

🐟🦈zombie fishes
#sketch #illustration