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I realize I’m all kinds of biased, but I stand by this: the things the Oilers are best at are the things that make hockey amazing to watch; the things the Panthers are best at make hockey worse. I want the team that scores beauties off the rush to win the Cup, not the team that runs the goalie.

Oilers best chance is how terrible the ice is

Bench minor at least, it’s pretty deliberate

That’s a paddlin’

That was a great play by Klingberg

YES KANE

White Trash Professor Professorson strikes again!

Sigh

Skinner special from Binnington

Oh we know, he is glorious

Again, MacKinnon spending the whole overtime playing 2021 Playoff Marner heropuck and making things harder on Canada, only for Mitch himself to simply skate in and rip the winner in Montreal is the funniest possible positive outcome

Looking off McDavid on the 2-1 was bizarre. Especially after he’d already buried two or three into the chest

Mack is so selfish lol

Marner trash to GWG, sure

MacKinnon is playing like the AAA kid in school hockey. Dude your teammates are Makar and McDavid. Use them.

bergs @aseriousmang A24, to some, is a movie production and distribution company. But to me, A24 is what Paulie Walnuts would say if he met Kiefer Sutherland

I worked in retail for 10 years and said “Merry Christmas” every time, nobody was ever offended or even said “hey some people don’t celebrate Christmas.” This is a never-ending made-up grievance.

What a ridiculous game

dylan @spiritnght2 (pouring concrete) this goes hard as fuck

Matt the Buff Joker Dude @RetvrnOfTheMatt Me at 17: what if people think I'm stupid Me at 37: they all know I'm stupid but there's nothing they can do to stop me

THAT IS TERRIBLE

Me. Me cares.

Oh man, Oilers are playing well and going into a big game against Vegas! This game should be gre-aw c’mon 8PM!? Who cares

Boots, 'with the fur' @afraidofwasps Friend: Hey man, where's your stupid gigantic wife with the insanely good hearing (ground starts rumbling) Me: You fool! You fool!

samanthuel B*L*M @splendidland i'm a prison guard. when i sleep i go *snorrrrrrrre, mimimimimimi*", my biggest fear in life is someone stealing the big ring of keys i keep on my belt

Father Drinks McGee @drinksmcgee Captain: I'm really nervous about giving this speech. Sun, rubbing his shoulders: Don't worry, big guy. You got this. (A photo that looks like this: sun insignia behind military captain, with yellow epaulettes that look like the sun’s fingers)

See this is exactly why I get so persnickity about fonts

You’d like the see the Oilers put up a couple more here. 3rd period Oilers are looming

Gene Principe’s disguise isn’t fooling anyone. That’s Gene Principe!

Make yourself smaller, Skinner. Just terrible. Second best goalie in every single game

What the hell was Skinner doing