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Super Nerd Michael, Evermasker™

@gofortwoelks.bsky.social

Oilers, Elks, that virus you heard about (2019-?), and progressive politics. Chess + math in the background. Competence + Compassion always.

184 Followers  |  77 Following  |  2,106 Posts  |  Joined: 17.10.2023  |  2.6348

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“I’m not worried AI will take my job. I’m worried some executive or management person is going to *think* it can.”

-Random YouTube comment

24.10.2025 23:33 — 👍 392    🔁 42    💬 2    📌 1

Some might say Calhoun (4/4, 68 yards, TD) should have been playing a lot longer because he has upside that none of the others do

Me, I'm the one saying it (though Hiliare has shown up since I first said that)

25.10.2025 04:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Both timeouts in hand, as they slowly snap the second down play, and then 57 more seconds before they snap the punt

25.10.2025 04:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Fajardo underthrows /another/ touchdown.....

25.10.2025 04:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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“Teachers have spoken. Thousands of Albertans have spoken. Yet the same government that boasts of a "strong and free" province is now using its power to try to silence them.”

- Alberta Teachers Association

#abpoli #ableg #cdnpoli

25.10.2025 01:08 — 👍 229    🔁 84    💬 10    📌 4

Why is Fajardo playing, and more importantly, why am I watching it?

25.10.2025 04:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

You can see the moment where he stops trying because he hears a whistle

25.10.2025 03:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Alejandro Kirk takes a hack for the fences. He looks beautiful

Alejandro Kirk takes a hack for the fences. He looks beautiful

I know a lot of people talk about "Ken Griffey's swing", "John Olerud's swing" but for my money there is nothing more beautiful than Alejandro Kirk:

- 5'7 and built like a Welsh corgi
- basically drops halfway into a splits on each swing
- each swing is a Street Fighter "Shooooryuken" uppercut

25.10.2025 02:47 — 👍 1257    🔁 281    💬 32    📌 28
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Man they really don't want people like me to care about their sport do they

25.10.2025 03:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Elks getting fucked by the ~replay centre~ /again/ lmfao

Whistle means guys stop playing, hmm?

25.10.2025 02:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

.....well

uh

25.10.2025 02:39 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Ah, but Rankin...

25.10.2025 02:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Fajardo underthrew another would-be TD?

25.10.2025 02:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

JAYS BANG

25.10.2025 02:32 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Immaculate bounce doesn't justify that punt lol

25.10.2025 02:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Fajardo and Kilam both resonate with "fuck you just watch" except that neither of their 'play' resembles that, hrm

25.10.2025 02:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Good effort Mark

If only we hadn't seen the run blocking fail on a bunch of second and shorts already

25.10.2025 01:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

If Ford were supposed to play today, I would say "damn, the defence couldn't do anything knowing that Ford was going to be their quarterback"

Mockingly, obviously

25.10.2025 01:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

If the Rogers Centre had a parking lot that covered the same surface area as the Dodgers' parking lot, it would stretch from Queen Street on one end to the Lake Ontario waterfront on the other

24.10.2025 20:33 — 👍 279    🔁 113    💬 13    📌 10
Albertans Rise Up Against Danielle Smith’s Attack on Public Education
YouTube video by Naheed Nenshi Albertans Rise Up Against Danielle Smith’s Attack on Public Education

Albertans know what's at stake.

Danielle Smith is attacking teachers, parents, students, and workers. We won't stand for it.

Alberta's New Democrats stand for public education.

youtu.be/9EzivoHvA2U

24.10.2025 16:39 — 👍 111    🔁 44    💬 4    📌 2

The pandemic has, and continues to have, significant effects on global politics. I am certain that in the future entire books will be written on this subject, but these effects can be distilled to one concept: the vast majority of people have normalised that which is abnormal.

24.10.2025 12:11 — 👍 258    🔁 68    💬 9    📌 1

One of the things that makes me most angry is when pundits treat poor and working class people as though they're a separate species. "Poor people are too busy trying to pay their bills to care about [X]." Poor people are normal people who just don't have enough money!

24.10.2025 14:20 — 👍 26    🔁 10    💬 1    📌 1

Their first bill of the Fall, on sovereignty, is -- stop me if you've heard this before -- "entirely symbolic and meaningless".

24.10.2025 05:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Day 878. Around 30,000 rally as the government prepares to table & rush through back-to-work legislation rather than make any attempt at bargaining in good faith.

Plus a recall petition starts for the education minister: www.thecanadianpressnews.ca/politics/rec...

24.10.2025 05:15 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Nurse is a better forward

24.10.2025 03:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Nurse with two /wonderful/ GAs

Pickard was stinking even before the goals started going in

24.10.2025 03:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Whole team except Walman, Howard, Savoie stinks

24.10.2025 02:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Ahem, yes, as I was saying

24.10.2025 02:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Nurse fucking sucks, but hey, that's his first +1 of the year

Mangi-97-Howard hmmm

24.10.2025 02:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Dear teachers, we're here for you. We stand with you. We're fighting for you.
YouTube video by Naheed Nenshi Dear teachers, we're here for you. We stand with you. We're fighting for you.

Dear Teachers,

We're here for you.
We're not gonna take it.
We're going to stand up for public education and keep fighting for you.

youtu.be/MUaXb8JWyDo?...

24.10.2025 01:22 — 👍 183    🔁 35    💬 6    📌 3

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