I've had the weird brainrot compulsion to open up Facebook when I'm bored on my computer the past week. Why?! I haven't had a facebook for over a year.

Moodily smoking a cigarette is out. Angstily eating an apple is in.

Let's be clear: no one should be taking medical advice from the man who told Americans to inject bleach.

To moms worried about the Tylenol they took while pregnant: you deserve better than being RFK Jr's scapegoat.

And to the autism community: you are loved exactly as you are.

Best beer I’ve had in a long time

After #KGLW left Spotify I’ve been missing listening to their music a lot. I just canceled my membership for Spotify premium because it isn’t worth it without the boys. Good on them for standing up for what they believe in and getting me off my ass as well.

This is Jude. He had a long day and just wants to relax with his tunes. Which he can notably turn on all by himself. 13/10 (TT: heyjudethebeagle)

TACO

Where is Trump’s attention to this matter?

Poor Zelenskyy having to talk with the “have you said thank you” clowns again. Zelenskyy is a true hero.

Ever buy a full sandwich just because you want the pickle that comes with it? Because I have. I love pickles.

the colors!

This guy sitting outside my office is the ultimate yapper. "We're trying to create a space for impossible things to become possible"

"'Sacred anxiety,' that's what I called it in my book"

I'm going to write a book just so I can cite myself in day-to-day conversation. Ultimate smugcore move.

From a convo with @ali-senz.bsky.social, "I keep reminding myself that my favorite meals aren't at fancy restaurants, they're picnics at the park"

Up with picnics, down with booking fees.

Pete Buttigieg warns Democrats can't go back to status quo after President Trump Steve Inskeep speaks with former Secretary of Transportation Pete Buttigieg about distrust in government and the status of the Democratic Party.

This interview is 100% worth a listen. Pete is a guiding light for the Democratic party. I hope more people listen to his common sense messaging.

Inject this directly into my veins. More of this

What is paying for dinner? 💁‍♂️

Dang the fungi must think they’re freeloaders

But without alcohol how would I double my dinner bill? What else could I blame for my poor sleep and bad skin? How else can I increase my chances of mental illness?

It turns out 3 glasses of wine is all it takes to bring me to a full stop hangover the next day.

Sometimes life can become a hedonic treadmill of feeling like nothing is changing and time is slipping through my fingers. And then I had what might be the worst cup of coffee in my life and it reminded me to be present in the moment by dumping it down the drain with gusto.

WOOOO that is what I’m talking about. Did it taste good?

And why do the smell so good and bad at the same time? And they have gills but aren’t a fish (unconfirmed)? And are in all Mario video games but not Sonic the Hedgehog video games… the absolute mystery of it all!

Mushrooms are the weirdest little things. Not a plant and you can’t burn them in cooking and also they’re good for you unless they kill you and also they might cause you to hallucinate because of making your tummy hurt but not that bad.

A bar graph. On the left side is a bar showing that Republicans are cutting $930 billion from Medicaid. On the right side is a bar showing that Republicans are giving $910 billion in tax breaks to corporations under their budget bill, paid for by gutting Medicaid.

Republicans may lie about what's in their budget bill but the numbers sure don't.

It is so cute!

Love Pond! They did cancel two shows in a row on me in Denver though hahaha

Wow where were you?

We need to bring back this vibe.

I rode a Citi Bike around town for the first time today. It was pretty easy going and fairly quick way to get across town, but it also cost almost as much as a ride share. It might be worth the year long subscription if I end up using it on a weekly basis