Muppet

There are two ways to tell if my boyfriend liked the joke I told him.

If he responds with “Indeed” or he makes this face 🤨

Well… looks like I managed to use up a whole weeks worth of “f@&% I’m becoming my mother!”

😠
Hekkin hot rods! Don’t they know that 3:30am is a very fragile point in my sleep cycle and waking me up will result in an annoying “AWAKEFULNESS!” until 6am and that I have to get out of bed at 6:30?!?

Such an engaging vocalization style 🖤🖤🖤

YouTube video by Karroach_film Abortion is murder? Do you agree?😶

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"RUGGED INDIVIDUALISM DIDN'T BEAT THE NAZIS"

Sen Corey Booker

And it won't do it this time, either

I didn’t realize how badly I needed to hear someone with power speak compassionately about human beings. @booker.senate.gov thank you.

“ATOMICALLY accurate drawings!”

I love when folks muddle words!!

Clearly her parents forgot to teach the lesson that doing something wrong will get you in trouble but lying about it will make the punishment 1000x worse.

Funky ticker sounds like a solid disco dance.

Ya know when you take a break from Pilates for too long and then go back and think you can still hang but you CAN’T and start shaking and sweating rivers and the instructor asks why you turned magenta?
What was I talking about? I’m made of jello and there’s an earthquake.

The way @vincentdonofrio.bsky.social portrays the unhinged love Wilson Fisk has for Vanessa is better than reading smutting books about fairy kings. #swoon #rizz

“OUTER BODY EXPERIENCE”
The only thing better than a malapropism is when one that’s in published literature…. And has been recorded as an audiobook. It tickles me to no end. 😊🥰

Dropkick Murphys just had an epic moment at their show:

They made a friendly wager with a fan in a MAGA shirt—“Let’s see where it’s made.”

Then they checked his MAGA shirt tag…

Made in Nicaragua.

They swapped it with a Made in America Dropkick Murphys tee.

Legendary.

We are experiencing an assault on science unparalleled by anything I’ve seen in my life. It’s not one issue or another anymore, the entire institution is under attack by the most powerful individuals in the country.

This Friday, where will you be?

standupforscience2025.org

It’s fun starting a new hobby with ADHD because I never know if I’ve found a new lifelong passion or if I’m going to spend $2000 on stuff and immediately lose all interest

I’d just like to shout out humans for at least seeing through NFTs as the most idiotic idea possible.

@jmanno.bsky.social it’s so squelchy looking!

Hi Pete!

You're such an inspiration for the ways
That I will never, ever choose to be
Oh, so many ways for me to show you
How your savior has abandoned you

Fuck your God

“real man” is as subjective as beauty and a silly thing to say.
However, I can firmly say that having a shoulder cat is the absolute peak of internal conflict.
You FEEL triumphant and accomplished and yet you’re being dehumanized into a chair and transportation system 🫤

TODAY!!! Today is today and it’s a bubble day!!! #twintime #ourbubble #bubbleupbitches

"𝘓𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘰𝘯𝘴, 𝘣𝘦𝘤𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺 𝘴𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘰𝘯 𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘪𝘵𝘴 𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘵𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘶𝘳𝘦𝘴!"

🎨 Alphonse Mucha

This is Bagel pretending she’s named Bread. #caturday

Making reservations and plans for the next weekend in the bubble with the absolute smoke show of a man, @jmanno.bsky.social