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ur telling me this hammer is for balls and peans?

the correct term for an alarm before its been armed is an al

bon iver when conniver walks in D=

legally changing my name to All so I can sell clothing that only fits me labeled "one size: fits All"

if alright gets to be a word alwrong should get to be a word

see where there was one set of footprints in the snow? that's where mariah carried u

i'm old, cold, and full of mold

guy who sees "post nasal drip" and uploads photos of paisley handkerchiefs

video games you can't die in should have mortal mode cheats

writing class for inmates, call that prose and cons

look upon my works, ye mighty and dis pair

i swear i'm neuro-convergent

need to insult an academic? tell em they'll only get cited for speeding

guy walking thru ikea and seeing a 6' blahaj:

we're gonna need a bigger cart

what is the point of you.

if u don't think about it a coffin is an egg for zombies

if so was the audience blown away

do u think toto and kansas ever toured together

thinking about having a little mental break, as a treat

ur tellin me government workers get a fur load today

early am cooking show call it good mornay america

i guess it makes sense from a hydration standpoint

programming be like

u gotta have an undergraduate degree in math to work at a lumberyard, after all you gotta use the log scales

wrap ur husband up tight in a blanket so he can't move and make him watch, call that a cuckoon

a comedy golf show called who's lie is it anyway

jean valjean when a lady wears a low-cut dress: 😧

zeno's pair of doc martins

quick chemistry lesson: if you combine acid and bass u get phil lesh

i swear 2 dog one of these days i'mma get the long end of the stick and when i do...