All The JD*

In which the plot thickens

Someone on Reddit said “when you put fascists in charge because of the economy it incentivizes them to ruin the economy”

I take no life advice from white people with dreads

Fled our apartment because they’re doing fire alarm test (“free coffee in the lobby!”) and went to a coffee shop to send out my resume; but, in my haste I brought the charger to my laptop but left the laptop behind.

In the sinking ship of my life it’s my husband and chargers first it seems.

Left out guy at the party meme with caption “They don’t know I’m the editor-in-chief of The Atlantic.”

He deserves it. The chef was Italian from Italy.

My friend got out of an “on again off again” 11 month situationship and realized they won’t go back since their needs arnt met. (Yes the gay friend group has been telling him this for six months)

Chuck Schumer has a book tour starting this week.

It would be a damn shame if people showed up to let him know how they feel about his capitulation on the short-term spending bill passed by the Senate Friday afternoon.

@schumer.senate.gov

When you have Schiff, AOC, ANd Pelosi against something and you decide to do it anyway…. WHEW! What a choice!

Testimony Reveals Doors Would Not Open on Cybertruck That Caught Fire in Piedmont, Killing Three The Highway Patrol’s investigation into a November Cybertruck crash in Piedmont where three college kids died is finding two very Tesla problems: the vehicle immediately caught fire, and its doors wou...

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Some people just want to watch the world burn

The animals or the gays?

Where do we go my love?

a macuahuitl, an Aztec weapon of a wooden paddle with sharp obsidian teeth down the sides

I can't believe hot macuahuitl summer is almost upon us! how are y'all celebrating? haha let's get some ideas going! 😃

CDC plans to “find” link between vaccines and autism.

I can't believe Big Balls, the Douche and Tommy Tuna could make a mistake like this, given their combined year of work experience.

Oop!

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Whomever is advising the Democrats right now is criminally bad at their job. The notion that they can meme their way out of fascism is truly incredible.

I want the t-shirts, the posters, the sepia prints, the velvet portrait, the trapper keepers, the lunch boxes, the I-phone covers.

Rep @algreen.house.gov is an American patriot.

GRIFTER BE GONE!

Arrested Development ass administration

Arnt uhhhh markets supposed to rally after the SOTU?

My brother in Christ, could you at least google Nero before posting this?!?

Oh boy do you need to read up on Nero my man

People out here just putting every wrong thought out there like Google doesn’t exist.

I'm just saying these events kind of imply a funny thing, is all:

1. AOC asks what the opposition party should do tonight
2. DAYS OF NO POSTING
3. AOC says she won't be there but will livetweet it
4. The other Democrats show up to hold up ping-pong paddle signs

Frowning while at the Brownshirt rally I’m attending so that people know I disagree with it