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more spoilers. her writing partner is writing a book on MARGRET THATCHER and he wanted a WOMAN’S PERSPECTIVE, so he asked CARRIE BRADSHAW for advice on MARGRET THATCHER’S WOMANHOOD. THATS INSANE!!!!!! CARRIE DOES NOT KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE MARGRET THATCHER!!! don’t cancel this show please!!!!!!

it’s wild that they’re ending “and just like that” right when it started getting good!!!! please!!!!! the last episode was GREAT!!!!! (spoilers) miranda got waterboarded by brady’s farting baby mama and carrie’s writing partner(?) referred to carrie as the “mommy” of her shoes and then they fucked!!

last night she played 17 minutes and got her first 3 pointer and her first double double (14 points, 10 rebounds, plus 3 assists and 2 blocks). she is the youngest player to get a double double in the league. PLEASE I am begging, put her in more, I want to see her dunk so fucking bad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I genuinely think my biggest flex in the world is that andrea gibson told me I was “all the impressiveness and beauty.” and when I told them they inspired me to write they said it was the best compliment they have ever received. what an honor that I get to practice my grief when I think of them.

you know how cats can fit anywhere their skull can fit through? that’s Laeticia Amihere. anywhere a basketball can squeeze through, so can she #valkyries

Two screenshots from "Drinking Game" where Erika, Jiavani, Izzy, Sephie, Angela, Ele, and Lily are exuberantly celebrating.

some players cannot be motivated by points or money. they need something else entirely

did I get into the wnba because of the “caitlin clark effect”? no no, I am here because of the “kimia behpoornia wnba smarty pants presentation effect”…okay?

If you think it’s scary being an American Jew right now wait til you hear what it’s like to be a Palestinian

I’m going to need the storm to start playing dominique malonga more right now otherwise I’m going to be sad! and that’s a threat!

I have gotten really into the wnba and no one to talk about it with so prepare to hear things like: “I love Ellie” and “I love Tash Cloud” and “I love very tall strong hot gay women and the wnba is chock full of them” and “I want to stand next to everyone and feel small” and “I love basketball”

if you, like me, are trying not to be on instagram a lot but also want to still be on a little so you can see friend’s posts: use it on your mobile browser! it is just barely usable! half of the stories are black screens and the reels don’t automatically play! it makes you want to do anything else!

you don't need chatGPT i am perfectly capable of drinking a bottle of water and lying to you

you want to have a podcast with pete buttigieg… you’re a lib

I, as a representative of the library, am meant to not discuss my political views with patrons, and I have never been tested so much as today when a patron said to me: “I hate spam callers. I want nothing more than to beat the ever loving shit out of them…. and, for good measure, elon musk too!”

second very important white lotus update: i hate mike white

very important for you all to know that parker posey’s character in white lotus uses the same hand cream that I do

shout out to my cardiologist who said “your blood pressure? slay”

this thought came to me in a vision

if sex and the city took place in the UK, steve would be irish

derek J, who has glasses, a watch, a bright red hand bag, and a slouchy off the shoulder grey tee is touching his knuckles to his mouth. kim is speaking during her confession and the audio is layered on top saying “derek J is not transsexual or transgender”

kim from the real housewives of atlanta circa season 2 is sitting in a confessional set in a warm toned living room, wearing a red stretchy halter dress, a big shiny blonde wig and says, “he’s just transfantastic”

rhoa is so fucking good

pinterest’s algorithm served me a photo of my own tattoo today. should I be concerned how dialed in pinterest is to my psyche or impressed that my tattoo has circled the world wide web and found its way back to me???

eating preserved mandarin orange slices is the second closest you will ever get to eating those bugs from the lion king

nosferatu, with his little mustache, is giving rotten eggman (circa 2024 jim carey in sonic the hedgehog 3, pre make-over)

just a reminder bc I do not say it enough: I love every trans person
on this earth so much I will fight to the death for them and their right to live and love and thrive. and if you think they shouldn’t exist? you’re dead to me, forget you know my name, you fucking dork ass loser

Kendrick Lamar deserves to win the very first Nobel Hate Prize

I think about this murderer from bones who can’t come up with a good alibi a lot. I, too, engage in the post modern performance piece that is the housewife franchises and find it brilliant.

eating gnocchi is the closest you will ever get to eating those bugs from the lion king

i hope that those (less than) 10 trans college athletes that can’t play sports anymore get their revenge

do we think maybe all of those stereotypes of women fainting and doing better at the seaside to settle her “nerves” or whatever were just women with POTS? bc a chaise lounge next to the ocean is maybe my dream.