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Every single thing here is the best thing I've ever seen

Screen cap of parodic version of William Blake's "The Tyger" that begins: Tyger! Tyger! Burning bright (Not sure if I spelled that right) What immortal hand or eye Could fashion such a stripy guy? What the hammer that hath hewn it Into such a chonky unit? Did who made the lamb make thee, Or an external franchisee?

In honor of National Poetry Day, the greatest parody rewrite of all time:

That sounds fab! I hope the party is fun!

Sixteen years ago today we were shivering in our fancy dresses! Getting ready for the ceilidh! 😅

The trailer for Harry Lighton’s ‘PILLION’ starring Harry Melling & Alexander Skarsgård.

In theaters February 2026.

@violetsmith.bsky.social also happy sixteenth wedding anniversary to you crazy kids!

It's WILD. Do you have plans to celebrate?

@violetsmith.bsky.social happy birthday to Robin today! Ten years old??? That's crazy!!!:

Really humanising tbh. Too humanising, perhaps.

Cornish Cruncher (it's a kind of cheese)

I feel this so much. 🙃 Love to be married, but also it's not fair to make us financially dependent on our spouses.

Congrats on your move though!

Make sense to me... I get tummyaches before events too, and at least I understand what they'll be like.

My mother just looks horrified and says "EVERY light in the HOUSE is BLAZING AWAY"

I'm constantly wondering if my gallstones are acting up or if it's something else too. Over the years I've learned more about what is gallstone pain and what isn't.

😠😠😠 fuck it's such utter bullshit

tablet is harrowing

Also feel better soon!

Would the vaccine help you or has that ship sailed?

It's so beautiful!!

They're playing Rick Astley at the pelvic floor clinic...

My impression is that there's something about the Twitter-adjacent form of social media that makes people feel entitled to be rude and abrasive? Tumblr, Instagram and Discord always feel less aggressive to me. [Not my friends here ofc, just in general]

So sexy to be inside another man for months on end. They invented ronance.

Spock/Bones

This sounds amazing! Thank you for drawing my attention to it!

Awwww 🥰🥰🥰

That looks amazing!!! Please wish her happy birthday from me!

A hamster / mister saddlebags with EXTREMELY chubby cheeks

The Syrian Arabic word for a hamster is أبو جراب (abu jrab), where jrab refers to a pouch/saddlebag/tote. And abu often means “father of,” but can also function as a general honorific (like “mister”). So it’s not too big a stretch to say the Syrian Arabic word for a hamster means “Mister Saddlebags”

Glorious snuggly shawl made for me by the lovely @violetsmith.bsky.social! Thank you 🩵🩵💙💙

Curzon, my beloved old friend. I'm Jadzia now. Jadzia, my beloved old friend.

I see you I hug you bring it in trans 🏳️‍⚧️ homies

The planet Jupiter with its cloud bands seen in shades of pink, rusty red, blue, and purple. The Great Red Spot is a deep navy blue, surrounded by bands and swirls of pink, and light blue.

Hubble's ultraviolet view of Jupiter shows the planet in hues of pink and blue.

jupiter wishes you a very happy trans day of visibility 🏳️‍⚧️