J. R. Eldridge

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YouTube video by J. R. Eldridge An Eldridge Horror: Part III - A Nightmare on Banana Street

And here (finally) is my Halloween video.

An Eldridge Horror: Part III - A Nightmare on Banana Street

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‘Tell me what you have done,’ said Saul. Jonathan told him, ‘I stuck the end of my staff in your honey. Now I must die!’
‘What? You screwed my girlfriend?’
‘No, your actual jar of honey.’
‘Jesus Christ!’ yelled Saul. ‘What the hell is wrong with you?’ - 1 Samuel 14:43

Jonathan said to his young arms-bearer, ‘Come, let’s go over to the Philistine outpost. I hear they’re uncircumcised!’
‘Ooh, goody!’ cried his arms-bearer. ‘I love sheathed members!’ - 1 Samuel 14:6

So, all Israel heard the news: ‘Saul has attacked the Philistine outpost, and now Israel has become obnoxious to the Philistines.’
‘Obnoxious?’ retorted one woman. ‘He’s slaughtering them, not pulling their pigtails and running away!’ - 1 Samuel 13:6

Then Samuel called on the Lord, and that same day the Lord sent thunder and rain. All the people stood in awe because they’d never seen weather before. - 1 Samuel 12:18

Samuel said to them, ‘The Lord is witness against you that you have not found anything in my hand. Now, watch this great thing the Lord is about to do before your eyes!’ He covered his hand with a cloth, and when he removed it, he was holding a dove! - 1 Samuel 12:5-16

Samuel said to all Israel, ‘As for me, I’m old and grey. Whose donkey have I taken? Whose trousers am I wearing? What’s that yellow stuff running down my leg?’
Two men from the crowd came forwards with a blanket. ‘There there, Samuel. Come back to the home.’ - 1 Samuel 12:1-3

The next day Saul separated his men into three divisions: heads, torsos, and legs. Then their pieces were scattered, so that no two of them were left together. Remarkably, despite this, they still managed to beat the Ammonites. – 1 Samuel 11:11

When Saul heard their words, the Spirit of God came upon him so powerfully that he shredded a pair of oxen to pieces. - 1 Samuel 11:6

YouTube video by J. R. Eldridge An Eldridge Horror: Part III - A Nightmare on Banana Street

And here (finally) is my Halloween video.

An Eldridge Horror: Part III - A Nightmare on Banana Street

www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXxe...

The men of Jabesh said, ‘Make a treaty with us.’
Nahash replied, ‘I will make a treaty with you only on the condition that I gouge out the right eye of every one of you.’
They thought for a moment and replied, ‘Give us a week to decide?’ - 1 Samuel 11:1-3

Saul also went to his home in Gibeah, accompanied by valiant men whom God had touched. ‘Don’t worry,’ he assured them. ‘We’ll get the best lawyers to represent you. That bastard won’t get off with going around molesting people!’ - 1 Samuel 10:26

So, they enquired further of the Lord, ‘Has the man come here yet?’
The Lord replied, ‘Yes, he has hidden himself among the supplies.’
And Saul jumped out and cried, ‘Supplies!’
The Lord sighed, ‘He just wanted to do that lame joke.’ - 1 Samuel 10:22

Now Saul’s uncle asked him and his servant, ‘Where have you been?’
‘Looking for the donkeys,’ replied Saul.
‘Ha,’ laughed his uncle, ‘typical Saul, always looking for donkeys!’ – 1 Samuel 10:13

When all those who knew him saw Saul prophesying with the prophets, they asked each other, ‘Is Saul also among the prophets?’
A man who lived there answered, ‘And who is his daddy?’
And so, it became a saying: ‘Who’s your daddy?’ – 1 Samuel 10:11-12

‘As you approach the town, you will meet a procession of prophets with lyres, tambourines, pipes and harps,’ warned Samuel. ‘Whatever you do, don’t give them any money, otherwise they’ll follow you for miles playing their god-awful music!’ – 1 Samuel 10:5

Samuel told Saul, ‘When you leave me today, you’ll meet three men going up to worship God at Bethel. One will be carrying three goats, another three loaves, and another a flamethrower. You must defeat each of them before you take on the boss to win the game!’ – 1 Samuel 10:2-3

Then Samuel took a flask of olive oil and poured it on Saul’s head and kissed him, saying, ‘I like ‘em slippery.’ - 1 Samuel 10:1

Samuel called to Saul on the roof, ‘Get off the roof, you daft fucker! You’re screwing up my TV reception!’ – 1 Samuel 9:26

Saul approached Samuel and asked, ‘Would you tell me where the seer’s house is?’
‘I am the seer,’ replied Samuel. ‘Go to the High Place, and I’ll teach you how to find your ass.’
‘I didn’t come all this way to be propositioned, you filthy bastard!’ spat Saul. – 1 Samuel 9:19-20

They went up to the town, and as they were entering it, there was Samuel, coming towards them on his way to an opium den called the High Place. – 1 Samuel 9:14

As Saul and his servant were going up the hill to the town, they met some young women coming out to draw water. By the time they came back down, the women had sketched a beautiful drawing of a koi pond with lilies. – 1 Samuel 9:11

Stay tuned.

As many... erm... some?... a handful of you know, I usually make videos for Halloween and other festivals, and you might have noticed that I haven't this year. I am in the process of making a video, but it's longer and more complex than any of my previous videos, so it's taking a little longer.

But Saul’s servant replied, ‘Look, in this town there is a man of God; he might be able to tell us where your father’s donkey is. They call him The Ass Whisperer!’ - 1 Samuel 9:6