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@sparcus87.bsky.social

62% Geek, 29% Nerd, 7% Dork, 2% Scottish. Middle school math teacher by choice. Gamer dad. Baby DM. Occasionally funny.

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Latest posts by sparcus87.bsky.social on Bluesky

I don't understand why they scheduled so much football around a Pokรฉmon commercial.

08.02.2026 23:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I just saw a commercial for a streaming service called Frndly with AI-generated "people" promoting the product.

Fuck off with that. If you can't pay three real people to act for you then don't be a company.

08.02.2026 23:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man in a red jacket and black turtleneck is saying bo knows Alt: a man in a red jacket and black turtleneck is saying bo knows
08.02.2026 22:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man in a leather jacket is making a funny face while looking at the camera . Alt: a man in a leather jacket is making a funny face while looking at the camera .

90 is faster to type than 1:30

08.02.2026 22:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
KPOP DEMON HUNTERS | UNBOXING | COLLECTIBLES
YouTube video by The Third KPOP DEMON HUNTERS | UNBOXING | COLLECTIBLES

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"A phenomenal out-of-nowhere surprise in 2025, #KPopDemonHunters was a perfect 90mins of music, demons, lore, self-discovery, and acceptance.

Join me as we unpack some bootleg figures of Huntrix and see if they are "yeah, they'll go on the shelf" worthy."

www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGq4...

07.02.2026 21:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What's your stance on biotics?

Pro- or anti-?

Because I got both in my system fighting it out right now.

07.02.2026 19:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The content we crave.

07.02.2026 14:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My second favorite game of all time ๐Ÿ’™

07.02.2026 02:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Taking rips of that 'doh

07.02.2026 01:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Shiny Palkia from PokรฉmonGo named Bazooka Joe with a best friend ribbon. IVs are 14/15/15.

Shiny Palkia from PokรฉmonGo named Bazooka Joe with a best friend ribbon. IVs are 14/15/15.

I got me one of those!

06.02.2026 22:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a cartoon of a man with the words i know nothing below him Alt: a cartoon of a man with the words i know nothing below him
06.02.2026 21:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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bottles of evian water are lined up on a shelf Alt: Various shots of water for a very thirsty lady.

Here, I think you need this, em.

05.02.2026 23:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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two men in aprons standing next to each other with the words this tea is nothing more than hot leaf juice Alt: two men in aprons standing next to each other with the words this tea is nothing more than hot leaf juice

Sitting down for a cup of hot leaf juice with bee spit.

05.02.2026 21:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It is a fantastic show standing on its own, and the fact they perfectly captured the spirit of the games sets it far above anything else!

05.02.2026 02:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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teenage mutant ninja turtles and a clown are standing in front of a store with a sign that says porting Alt: teenage mutant ninja turtles and a clown are standing in front of a store with a sign that says porting
05.02.2026 00:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

When I played WoW back in college I had over two months playtime and then went back for a bit a few years later.

The only other game that would come close is Minecraft between all the worlds I've played over the years.

04.02.2026 23:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is the unhappiest any creature has ever looked whilst wearing a donut.

03.02.2026 22:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Ray, when someone asks if you want a God Pack, you say YES!

#Pokemon #PokemonTCGP

03.02.2026 21:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The most precious boi.

03.02.2026 02:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Jigglypuff. Shiny Wooper.

...Korbie.

03.02.2026 02:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Follow-up: I sneezed during fourth period today and pulled a muscle in my chest.

02.02.2026 21:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I tend not to post much personal information here but here's an age reveal:

I am "my back hurts from coughing" years old.

01.02.2026 20:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 20    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

My confession:

01.02.2026 20:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The hours I put into these games...

01.02.2026 19:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The kokori upped their shoe game.

01.02.2026 03:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

QTP with a gif of the last show/movie you watched

31.01.2026 12:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

It's phat.

29.01.2026 18:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I can't even ... I'm sorry, J

29.01.2026 08:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a cartoon character is wearing a blue outfit and gloves with the letter i on his chest Alt: a cartoon character is wearing a blue outfit and gloves with the letter i on his chest

"WHEN EVERYTHING'S AN XBOX... NOTHING WILL BE."

29.01.2026 00:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a nokia phone is playing a game of snake Alt: a nokia phone is playing a game of snake
29.01.2026 00:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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