CemeteryGatesMcFadden

I’ve been that guy more than once. You do not want me in the senate

“Cast away these gourds of evil!”

It’s really all he has

Bless all 65k of you

Can’t block those fuckers fast enough. Thanks for the heads up

I think this is the only correct costume

Yes, have some has rattled around in my head for over 30 years

“Can I get you a beer?”
“Yes, have some”

Read A Gathering of Saints. The history of this church is really something

Upselling this fucker for that award

Did they get a new camera person? I need Dramamine.

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He didn’t get his Comey perp walk but he will fight like hell for this one

That intro didn’t end in his favor

Misleading assholes

I’m too online but I had to look up this nobody.

Hey Now!

May. Nice job guys

Me and my NC totally disagree

Everyone knows Lord of the Thighs is their best song

Sugar rim?

I’m told he’s not the most valuable player. Make it make sense

The forbidden dance

What if you were asked to Lambada???

Giving

What a little bitch

Do better!

Please, go away

Can he sue the govt for all it has?

And grifting

Cousin’s is some of the worst lobster.

He was a sommelier, she said see ya later bae